i-am-an-intrusive-thought

i am an intrusive thought

unfortunately and to the distress of many, i exist / whatever tf goes through my head goes onto this blog follow at your own risk

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Wearing Big Shirts Is Amazing Cuz If Someone Wanted To Stab Me They Wouldnt Even Know Where I Am In Here

wearing big shirts is amazing cuz if someone wanted to stab me they wouldn’t even know where i am in here

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2 years ago

isn’t taking a break from work and napping just the human version of rebooting

like if you can’t get it done, have you tried turning yourself on and off?

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2 years ago

y’all be like “fuck landlords!” and then kick out animal crossing villagers because they’re ugly

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2 years ago

me, on the ground dying of radiation: i think i’m being vibe checked here guys

me, arriving at chernobyl: hmmmm don’t like the vibes here

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2 years ago

do you think chickens get postnatal depression

like they have babies and we literally steal their children

and eat them

how would you like it if you had a child and the doctors all “it’s a boy!” and then some devious baby farmer snatches your kid and roasts it over a fire while sprinkling seasoning on them

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2 years ago

i walk straight down the middle and fall into the abyss

i’m thrilled to announce that i am giving up!

so excited to see where this new decision is going to take me!!!

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