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Here are some out of context quotes ranging from feral to adorable to just down right tragic ^-^
" It seems remarkably simple. So simple, I feel so stupid that I'm truly flabbergasted by how it served as an epiphany. But even so, when I looked into the future, my future, I had one singular thought "I don't deserve this". - Nonkosi Tyali to Yituing
"Whatever you choose to be in the future is fine! When I say I love you, I don't want it to be a rule that means "stay this way forever". If you will be a burden in the future, that's fine. If you will be someone who decides not to love me, that's fine aswell. " - Yuuma Mochizuki to Jukka Virtanen
"I'm not naive darling, desite your unholy misrepresentation of my words. I understand the sins of men. I know all about your own failures to follow the scripture. I choose to be with you because I want my words to be honorable. And using my honorable tongue, I will say I love you because you are so delightfully human. - Gabriel to Claude
"At least the king named it Defense Innovation in Living Faculties (DILF) and not something named after himself!" - Hetrunmeass to Nariman Nahornyj
"If my vow was to fall in love with a virtuous person, then I definitely didn't break it." - Yal'ir to Monday
"If believing in love is all humans can ever do, and if hope for love is the most human of all, then I am purely human." - Verne Lawless to Stansevain
me, arriving at chernobyl: hmmmm don’t like the vibes here
what, and i cannot stress this enough, the Fuck
if you’re bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate and cow in your mind
it’s 100% free and the cops can’t stop you
i resent the dominance of The Car in america but also love that access to cars allows for a really fun fresh and exciting emotion called “being insane alone in your car”
“hey, the facial reconstruction of this roman emperor just looks like some italian guy“ well buddy i have great news about where rome is
how do i know i exist?
simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not
Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- George Carlin