Hephaestus: Did You Sneak Into My House Again?

Hephaestus: did you sneak into my house again?

Ares: come on, i haven't sneaked into your house in two weeks

Ares: by the way, you ran out of peanut butter

Loki: Woah, look, Angrboda! Mistletoe! You know what we must do, right?

Angrboda: *sighs* Just one time only

Angrboda: *lifts him to pick the mistletoe*

Loki: *slaps Baldr with it*

Baldr: WHY do every time finding a mistletoe you do this shit?!!

Loki: lmao

Zephyrus: people who date a twin, how do you tell them apart?

Hyacinthus: it's easy – Artemis has a red manicure and Apollo has a dick

I saw it and I just can't not imagining this

Qui Gon: Obi Wan! I found a kid in the trash!

Obi Wan: WHAT- PUT HIM BACK! HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU

Qui Gon: FINDERS KEEPERS

Obi Wan: MASTER

Darth Maul, a traumatized grown man: I can’t tell if I’m being kidnapped or spontaneously adopted

Maul as he watches Obi Wan and Qui Gon argue over him: … *tries to walk away*

Obi Wan: SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

Maul:

Maul: Adopted, it seems

Bruce: So what's for dinner?

Clark: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Is it soup?

Clark: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Bruce: Please, Clark, enough with the soup puns.

Clark: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Bruce: STOP!

*one hour later*

Bruce: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!