Hephaestus: Did You Sneak Into My House Again?

Hephaestus: did you sneak into my house again?

Ares: come on, i haven't sneaked into your house in two weeks

Ares: by the way, you ran out of peanut butter

Maul orders a burger from Starbucks

Different versions of the legend say that during the storming of Troy, Menelaus wanted to kill Helen, but she tore her clothes, exposing her breasts, and the murder attempt failed. Also, when Orestes came to kill Clytemnestra, she also undressed, telling how she fed him with these breasts.

Danger: *happens*

The daughters of Leda: LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!!

Loki: Woah, look, Angrboda! Mistletoe! You know what we must do, right?

Angrboda: *sighs* Just one time only

Angrboda: *lifts him to pick the mistletoe*

Loki: *slaps Baldr with it*

Baldr: WHY do every time finding a mistletoe you do this shit?!!

Loki: lmao

*A quite day at Imladris*

Glorfindel out of nowhere : HEY GUYS WANT TO SEE A BUTTERFLY?

Erestor : butterfly?

Glorfindel : *throw a butter towards them* YEET!

The butter : *landed smoothly into Elrond's tea*

Glorfindel : oh poop...

Lindir : oh no...

Erestor : ...

Elrond : *sigh*

Also Elrond : *took the butter out, and continued drinking his tea again*