Bruce: So What's For Dinner?

Bruce: So what's for dinner?

Clark: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Is it soup?

Clark: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Bruce: Please, Clark, enough with the soup puns.

Clark: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Bruce: STOP!

*one hour later*

Bruce: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

Osiris: if i die how much will you miss me?

Isis: it's cute that you think that death can free you from this relationship

I saw it and I just can't not imagining this

Qui Gon: Obi Wan! I found a kid in the trash!

Obi Wan: WHAT- PUT HIM BACK! HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU

Qui Gon: FINDERS KEEPERS

Obi Wan: MASTER

Darth Maul, a traumatized grown man: I can’t tell if I’m being kidnapped or spontaneously adopted

Maul as he watches Obi Wan and Qui Gon argue over him: … *tries to walk away*

Obi Wan: SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

Maul:

Maul: Adopted, it seems

I love the difference in atmosphere between The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit.

LOTR is like:

"THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! SATAN IS RETURNING! YOU ARE CHOSEN ONE AND MUST DESTROY A MIGHTY TREACHEROUS RELIC TO SAVE THE WORLD!"

And the Hobbit is like:

"A bunch of homeless trying to rob a lizard"

Two iconic fantasy genres