Set:*pulls Back Curtain While Horus Is Showering*

Set:*pulls back curtain while Horus is showering*

Set: Are we–—stop screaming, it’s me——are we out of lettuce?

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iamdefinitelyaperson

10 months ago

*A quite day at Heliopolis*

Set out of nowhere: HEY GUYS WANT SEE A BUTTERFLY?

Isis: butterfly?

Set: *throw a butter towards them* YEET!

The butter: *landed smoothly into Horus' tea*

Set: oh poop...

Hathor: oh no...

Isis:

Horus: *sigh*

Also Horus: *took the butter out, and continued drinking his tea again*

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iamdefinitelyaperson

9 months ago

Only in English because it's other words in other languages to say it

Please reblog, I'm curious

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iamdefinitelyaperson

11 months ago

Ganymede: ah! my food is too hot!

Zeus: you're also too hot but i still want to eat you

Hera: *trow a fork* one dinner! just one dinner!

Hebe: really, right in front of my salad?

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iamdefinitelyaperson

10 months ago

And then he turned them into dolphins

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iamdefinitelyaperson

9 months ago

Tom Bombadil is two Peredhil in a trenchcoat elured and elurin mystery solved

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Set:pulls Back Curtain While Horus Is Showering