iamdefinitelyaperson

I am definitely a person

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Ra: What Time Is It?

Ra: What time is it?

Set: I don’t know, pass me my trombone and we’ll find out.

Set: *Plays the trombone loudly and extremely out of tune*

Horus: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Set: It’s 2 am.

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Hebe: really, right in front of my salad?

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Set:*pulls back curtain while Horus is showering*

Set: Are we–—stop screaming, it’s me——are we out of lettuce?

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Hephaestus: i want to go home

Hebe: so would you go home?

Hephaestus: no, the lover comes to my wife and he always pesters me with such dumb conversations

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