Set: You Can't Be Here! You Died! I Literally Killed You!

Set: you can't be here! you died! I literally killed you!

Osiris: dead is a social construct

Hera: this is my son Ares and his brother Hephaestus

Hestia: aren't they both your sons? why is Hephaestus not given the son title?

Hera: i don't like him

Chiron: I'm an orphan

Apollo: Not anymore you're not

Chiron: I'm adopted??

Apollo: Hi adopted, I'm dad

CK3 is ridiculous, it's literally just like

Spymaster: Alright, my liege, our plot to kill Lord Olrich is 95% likely to succeed and there's a 100% chance it'll remain a secret.

Me: Alright. Do it. Kill him.

Spymaster, literally three seconds later: My liege we have absolutely failed. Completely. He's not dead. In fact, he seems to have grown stronger. The spider that bit him gave him magical powers of some kind.

Me: W-what?

cSpymaster: Also, the entire planet knows we tried to kill him and have rallied behind Lord Spidernator.

Me: Y-you mean Lord Olrich?

Spymaster: No. It's Lord Spidernator now.

Luke: you killed my father! Vader: I've killed a lot of fathers. Luke: Obi-Wan's other apprentice! the one you betrayed and murdered! ringing any bells? Vader, internally: ...was Ahsoka trans? is this guy part togruta?? he doesn't look like it, but fuck if I understand how togruta biology works? who did she (he?) even fuck?? when did she (he??) even have the time???