Luke: You Killed My Father!Vader: I've Killed A Lot Of Fathers.Luke: Obi-Wan's Other Apprentice! The

Luke: you killed my father! Vader: I've killed a lot of fathers. Luke: Obi-Wan's other apprentice! the one you betrayed and murdered! ringing any bells? Vader, internally: ...was Ahsoka trans? is this guy part togruta?? he doesn't look like it, but fuck if I understand how togruta biology works? who did she (he?) even fuck?? when did she (he??) even have the time???

Set: you can't be here! you died! I literally killed you!

Osiris: dead is a social construct

Do you guys ever think about how severe were Achilles' parents? Even put aside his mother's manipulation, Patroclus literally killed a child and Peleus like: Hell yeah, he'll be a great friend for my minor son

Set, over text: Turn around.

Set: No, the other way.

Set: Wrong way again.

Horus: Where are you??

Set: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

Set: I'm revers necromancer

Anubis: you just kill people

Set: shut up