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Imhotep: yeah but what if we take a mastaba and put another smaller mastaba on top of it, and another one on top, and so we have a stack of mastabas on top of each other

Djoser: how much coffee did you drink?

Imhotep: i can see time

Imhotep: also i haven't slept three days, help

Set: I'm revers necromancer

Anubis: you just kill people

Set: shut up

Set, over text: Turn around.

Set: No, the other way.

Set: Wrong way again.

Horus: Where are you??

Set: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

Set: you can't be here! you died! I literally killed you!

Osiris: dead is a social construct

Set: Do you know what the question I'm asked the most is?

Horus: "Will you please leave the premises?"