Mini Steven Universe Theory : Lapis Next Fusion?

Mini Steven Universe Theory : Lapis’ Next Fusion?

Now that they've become a solid trio, what if Lapis' first healthy fusion is actually a three gem fusion? 

Maybe to help her feel comfortable enough to fuse again she'll need the support of not just one but two people she trusts and loves: Peridot and Bismuth? 

(This could also be Peridot's first fusion, which could have been foreshadowed when Garnet offered to fuse with her. Garnet and Peridot would have also resulted in a three gem fusion being her first fusion. But it wasn't the right time for her yet...and perhaps...not the right other two gems?)

Wait a minute- 

What if cryptids are just witches’ familiars?

Vampiric witches with chupacabra familiars.

Demonic witches with jersey devil familiars.

Weather changing witches with thunderbird familiars.

Moon maiden witches with mothmen familiars.

Desert witches with cactus cat familiars.

A powerful water witch having the loch ness monster as a familiar.

And so on~

Ahhh thank you so much. ^ /// ^

Yesss. It’s the only ship name with Virgil in it that’s actually a real word so of course I had to name drop that cheeze-it ASAP lol. > ; 3 c

E.V.O.L Chapter 1 - Are You Satisfied?

Chapter Summary: A now fully grown Virgil goes to a meeting his parents set up with one of the city’s resident matchmakers, one Logan Sumner. Much more importantly, at least in his own opinion, he gets to meet the guy’s rather adorable familiar.

Warnings: Cussing, mention of past child death.

Pairings: Hints of one-sided analogical.

Word Count: 5k+

Chapter followed by Author’s Note then Tag List under the read more:

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* gasp * I would super love it if you did! ; o

(I’m slowly but surely working on a little cover pic for the fic with chibi versions of their faces myself. ^ u ^)

Sanders Sides E.V.O.L AU

A.k.a the AU where dark versions of the sides all fall for poor Virgil.

Patton- A cupid assigned to Virgil that turns dark by accidentally pricking himself with one of his own arrows. Is now trying to shoot Virgil with the same arrow to make him fall for him as well.

Logan- A witch doctor hired by Virgil’s parents to be his matchmaker. They want him married off to someone rich, but Logan accidentally falls for his client and is now trying to slip him a love potion.

Roman- An Incubus that normally eats and runs when it comes to humans but has started to believe Virgil is the exception, since he was the first human to be able to turn him down.

Deceit- A Siren that overheard Virgil singing once when he thought he was all alone. Believes he would make a perfect siren and is now trying to lure him into the water in order to turn him.

Virgil- Definitely didn’t ask for any of this crazy nonsense. Turns out to be a long lost descendant of a demigod daughter of Aphrodite, which may explain some of this craziness at least.

Steven Universe: The Movie Thoughts and Basic Review

Best Parts-

* The Soundtrack, obviously. Every single song was a jam. The Crewniverse really does not mess around like damn.

* Lapis, Peridot and Bismuth are still getting along really well!

* Steven's new outfit.

* Little Homeworld. I'm so happy all of the uncorrupted gems have a place they can stay on Earth. (I'm guessing some of them went back to space as well.)

* The Diamonds' are shown trying to make things better for their gems. I'm proud of them. (They still have a long ways to go though I think.)

* Era 3 being official. We knew it was gonna be a new era of peace after Change Your Mind but it's  still nice to have confirmation.

* The uncorrupted gems constantly being shown interacting with the townies in the background! Subtle but sweet. 

* Finally a new Steven and human fusion! We got so many Steven and gem fusions in Change Your Mind that I was really hoping for another human one. And it was Steven and his Dad! How touching is it that Greg finally got a chance to experience fusion for himself? 

* Spinel! I was surprised with how much you grow to love her in the movie. The trailer made it seem like she was going to be just unhinged and annoying but oooh boy she's actually just a troubled sweetheart. Protect this baby!

* We finally see Amethyst's first form and see what she was like when she first emerged.

* We know a bit more about how Pearls work now! (Though I still wonder whether or not they're made the same as other gems??)

* We got to see more of Steven's weird geometric shaped shields that they showed in Change Your Mind. (Definitely seems like they're building up to something with those...which is exciting!)

* So many good memorable quotes. It's hard to list them all. But whoever you are, you most likely found one that resonated with you and I really love how beautifully motivational yet heartbreakingly real the series has been as of late.

* Opal returned! (I'm sure a lot of people are even more excited about that than me lol.)

* Nanefua continues to be a good mayor! 

* Sadie's faded hair looks so good! I think that's her best style yet tbh and I kind of hope she keeps it like that. Also Lars' hair is even fluffier which is a delight. (And there was a bit of a hint at the end that they might be together?? But idk. Still, it's really nice to see them getting along after all they've been through.) 

* Connie's parents trying to be supportive of her interests! It's always nice to see parents in media supporting what their kid wants instead of always trying to push their own agenda on them. Plus her mother was really opposed at first and a bit too strict so it's lovely that she's starting to change that and be there more for Connie- It's so sweet and refreshing.

* Bismuth finally got a song! Lapis and Peridot both have had a pretty decent song before in the series so it's nice to see Bismuth getting to take the lead for one in the movie.

* They finally show the villain not being redeemed by being friends with Steven specifically. I know a lot of people have been saying that they didn't change the status quo on that but I think they actually did. Spinel even states that she can't really be friends with Steven now, that she messed that up. She's really redeemed by reflecting on her actions on her own and realizing that she still just wants to be a good friend to someone. And in the end she makes the change by giving both herself and the Diamonds' a new person to love so that they can all finally start moving on after Pink, not by being buddies with and clinging on to Steven.

A Few Complaints-

* I was kind of hoping Lars and the Off Colors would have a bigger role. (Hopefully we'll get to see more of them in the next season.)

* When Steven was talking about change in his speech towards the end of the movie I really thought they were building up to him flipping his gem around. Especially since it would parallel not only his mother but also Spinel. (Let's hope they're just saving it for a later date.)

 * I already listed the gems we didn't get to see in a previous post.(Along with Connie's parents.)

* They never really explain where Spinel got her poison injector??? (Maybe they’ll explain that in the next season but idk I kind of doubt it?)

Not Another Step - Creativitwins

Roman & Remus: * are running down the stairs after having completed a prank *

Patton: * is standing at the bottom of the stairs with his hands on his hips * I forbid you from taking another step down these stairs, misters! 

Roman & Remus: * share a glance * Okay!

Roman: * twirls around and slides down the railing *

Remus: * just fucking jumps out the window *

Patton: Wha- Get back here, kiddos! 

Roman & Remus: * have made a clean getaway *

(Yes this was inspired by that one scene in Cinderella 3, which is a movie I've never even watched before.)