Bruce : You Fought An Entire Group Of Elite Assassins Who Have Succeeded In Killing Everyone They Ever

Bruce : You fought an entire group of elite assassins who have succeeded in killing everyone they ever planned on assassinating.

Tim : Yep

Bruce : And you walked away relatively unharmed.

Tim : Yeah, they all died in the explosion.

Bruce : What explosion?

Tim : …

Bruce : Tim, what explosion—

Tim, backing away slowly : …

Bruce, well aware of how unhinged his kids can be but still had hopes for this one : whAT EXPLOSION!?

Jason : *Talking about his kill count*

Bruce : *Thinks Damian’s kill count is the highest*

Dick : *Thinks Jason’s kill count is the highest*

*Tim and Damian looking at each other from across the room*

Tim and Damian : …

Tim : Where are you going?

Jason : Hell most likely

Dick : *Horrified*

Damian : Snort*

Tim : *Doing some complicated coding to find out the IP address of criminals*

Jason : *Doing his absolute best to annoy the shit out of Tim* NoTiCe mEeEeeeeEee

Tim Drake H/c because I can

1. Dick

When Dick pisses Tim off. Tim disappears for a few days and no one knows where he is. Tims anger subsides fast when he’s alone so he’ll “remove” himself from the equation so to speak. And then Dick will be crying over Tim because it reminded Dick of when he didn’t believe him about Bruce.

2. Jason

When Tim is angry with Jason he’ll replace all his books with porn/smut. No matter where the books is, (because you can’t tell me Jason doesn’t have copies stashed around in different places) it will have smut. As you flip through the first few pages it will look normal and then BAAM, genitals all up in your face.

3. Damian

Damian’s threats and comments don’t really bother him because Tim knows they aren’t real. (Cough* cough*) But when Damian manages to say something that actually gets Tim angry, Tim will pretend like his plotting something and then let Damian drive himself into the ground with paranoia.

4. Cassandra

N/a

5. Bruce

Where do I even begin?? Tim will mess with the Watchtowers security. (Of course, there was proper planning and precautions put to this before it is done.) Tim will make the lights flicker and deactivate the system for a few moments before rebooting them.

Then he’ll move onto the bat-computer. He’ll erase some little details in Bruce’s files on criminals and watch him go insane because “I could have sworn I typed it down” Bruce is old. And he won’t be able to tell the difference.

And the thing I find the funniest is that half of the time Bruce and Jason don’t even suspect Tim at all. Bruce will think it’s Jason and Jason will think that it’s Roy. Because you can’t tell me Roy hasn’t done the same thing.

*Alternate Universe where Damian was upset at Dick for not believing Tim*

Damian, hugging/clinging onto Tim like his life depends on it : Tt, Grayson is stupid!

*Tim, awkwardly patting him on the back but smiling softly*

Dick : T^T