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Tim : *Doing some complicated coding to find out the IP address of criminals*
Jason : *Doing his absolute best to annoy the shit out of Tim* NoTiCe mEeEeeeeEee
Jason, pointing at Tim : Bruce, look me in the eyes and tell me that kid is okay.
*Tim, mixing in Monster and Red Bull with his coffee that has way more espresso shots than legally allowed*
Bruce : …He looks fin—
Jason : NO, HE FUCKING ISN’T. ARE YOU BLIND??
Tim Drake H/c because I can
1. Dick
When Dick pisses Tim off. Tim disappears for a few days and no one knows where he is. Tims anger subsides fast when he’s alone so he’ll “remove” himself from the equation so to speak. And then Dick will be crying over Tim because it reminded Dick of when he didn’t believe him about Bruce.
2. Jason
When Tim is angry with Jason he’ll replace all his books with porn/smut. No matter where the books is, (because you can’t tell me Jason doesn’t have copies stashed around in different places) it will have smut. As you flip through the first few pages it will look normal and then BAAM, genitals all up in your face.
3. Damian
Damian’s threats and comments don’t really bother him because Tim knows they aren’t real. (Cough* cough*) But when Damian manages to say something that actually gets Tim angry, Tim will pretend like his plotting something and then let Damian drive himself into the ground with paranoia.
4. Cassandra
N/a
5. Bruce
Where do I even begin?? Tim will mess with the Watchtowers security. (Of course, there was proper planning and precautions put to this before it is done.) Tim will make the lights flicker and deactivate the system for a few moments before rebooting them.
Then he’ll move onto the bat-computer. He’ll erase some little details in Bruce’s files on criminals and watch him go insane because “I could have sworn I typed it down” Bruce is old. And he won’t be able to tell the difference.
And the thing I find the funniest is that half of the time Bruce and Jason don’t even suspect Tim at all. Bruce will think it’s Jason and Jason will think that it’s Roy. Because you can’t tell me Roy hasn’t done the same thing.
Batfam playing dnd cus why not
Tim, the dm because fuck Bruce being it: I swear to God Damian, for the fifth time, no you can not be a half Demon half Angle assassin that is 20th level, we are starting at level two and just pick from the common races!
Damian, crossing his arms: than I shall play a 'teefling' and I demand to the Rouge, Drake.
Tim: Well tough shit brat, Steph already chose that, be a paladin so Bruce can't take it.
Damian: Tt I shall kill brown and take my rightful class...but for now I shall play a paladin.
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Tim: Cass, honey, darling. Sweet summer child...what?
Cass, grinning ear to ear :roll to seduce dragon?
Tim:
Cass:
Tim:
Cass, playing a bard: ;3
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Dick: okay so I hope up on the table, over this guy and then try and hit the big bandit dude?
Tim, questioning God as why he was born: Dick. Your playing a Barbarian. You have a dex bonus of 2.
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Jason: Alphandrill the wise will draw her oaken wand, it was taken from the same tree her grand father planted many centuries ago that was stuck by lighting, wielding it with determination, she points it at the bandit leader and shoots out a blast of molten flames! They glimmer with a sparkle of electricity as it strikes out against him!
Jason: does a 12 hit?
Tim, so done with this: no
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Bruce: okay so I just roll right? With the...short sword?
Tim: ur actually Batman how is dnd stumping you.
Bruce: I played second edition growing up with Harvey and Ollie, I hardly ever got past the first fight
(Que Bruce having Vietnam flashbacks to his carefully crafted characters dying in the grind stone that was Dnd 2e)
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Tim: Thanks for joining Alfred, I know that you probably don't even know how to play but it's making Bruce really happy to have everyone together
Alfred, who was an actor for so many years: worry not master Tim, I think this old dog can show you pups a few tricks~
(Alfred pulls out a pre-made mini, it's made out of bat grade materials, he knows the rules front to back)
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Duke: this...is a lot? Tim I have Dm'ed a bit if you want me to...why are you looking at me like that.
Tim, frothing at the mouth: you...you wanna take over? Does this mean...I can play?
Duke, seriously reconditioning becoming apart of the wanye family: y-yes?
Forever Dm Tim: sweet baby Batman your going to get fucked Duke, but thank you so much for this...