The Titan Tower Attack In Fics :

The Titan Tower Attack In Fics :

Tim : Where are you going?

Jason : Hell most likely

Dick : *Horrified*

Damian : Snort*

Jason : I have a solution

Dick : Thank god!

Jason : It involves fire

Bruce : Absolutely not!

Tim : Sigh* Why is this my family?

Damian : Tt, I still think we should have gone with my proposal.

Tim : Your suggestion included 30 cats and one pack of catnip, Damian.

Tim Drake H/c because I can

1. Dick

When Dick pisses Tim off. Tim disappears for a few days and no one knows where he is. Tims anger subsides fast when he’s alone so he’ll “remove” himself from the equation so to speak. And then Dick will be crying over Tim because it reminded Dick of when he didn’t believe him about Bruce.

2. Jason

When Tim is angry with Jason he’ll replace all his books with porn/smut. No matter where the books is, (because you can’t tell me Jason doesn’t have copies stashed around in different places) it will have smut. As you flip through the first few pages it will look normal and then BAAM, genitals all up in your face.

3. Damian

Damian’s threats and comments don’t really bother him because Tim knows they aren’t real. (Cough* cough*) But when Damian manages to say something that actually gets Tim angry, Tim will pretend like his plotting something and then let Damian drive himself into the ground with paranoia.

4. Cassandra

N/a

5. Bruce

Where do I even begin?? Tim will mess with the Watchtowers security. (Of course, there was proper planning and precautions put to this before it is done.) Tim will make the lights flicker and deactivate the system for a few moments before rebooting them.

Then he’ll move onto the bat-computer. He’ll erase some little details in Bruce’s files on criminals and watch him go insane because “I could have sworn I typed it down” Bruce is old. And he won’t be able to tell the difference.

And the thing I find the funniest is that half of the time Bruce and Jason don’t even suspect Tim at all. Bruce will think it’s Jason and Jason will think that it’s Roy. Because you can’t tell me Roy hasn’t done the same thing.

Damian : *murmurs* Fuck

Dick : WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Damian : I SAID FUCK

Bruce : You fought an entire group of elite assassins who have succeeded in killing everyone they ever planned on assassinating.

Tim : Yep

Bruce : And you walked away relatively unharmed.

Tim : Yeah, they all died in the explosion.

Bruce : What explosion?

Tim : …

Bruce : Tim, what explosion—

Tim, backing away slowly : …

Bruce, well aware of how unhinged his kids can be but still had hopes for this one : whAT EXPLOSION!?