Bruce : Go To Sleep, Tim.

Bruce : Go to sleep, Tim.

Tim : I’ll go to sleep when God lets me.

Bruce :

Bats : *Worried noises*

Honestly though, I think Cullen could be in the “everyone always trust them but they’re always the imposter” category.

Also, Damian could definitely be in the “Imposter that gets caught immediately” category.

Dick : Why’d you kill him?!

Jason : I didn’t want him alive.

Damian : That is reasonable. *nodding*

Tim : *Also nodding*

Dick : How is that reasonable???

*On a rescue mission that’s time sensitive*

Dick : Which way did Hood and Robin go?

Tim : Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner and the slight disturbance in the gravel. I’d say they went left.

Dick : You could really figure it out from all that?

Tim : No, you idiot. They said it over the comms when you were busy flirting— Sorry, I meant, interrogating the lady.

Tim : Is that blood?

Jason/Damian : Don’t worry, it’s not mine.

Dick : That’s suppose to reassure me??

Y’all know those fanfics where the Civvie Batfam deal with Villains/Rogue (who don’t know their nightly activities) in daylight?

Well, yes, to those fics. I need more. Like >

Luthor : “Hello, Mr. Drake!”

Tim : “It’s Drake-Wayne!” *Literally dead inside*

Or

Harley : “Isn’t he just a cute pudding? A little air headed, but definitely good!”

Ivy : *Nods*

Bruce : *Internalised groan* “Hahahah!”

Or

Damian : *Kidnapped by low level Black Mask thugs*

Five mins later…

Damian : *Kidnapping the low level Black Mask thugs*

You get the point, I feel.