Okay, Okay, I Have A Little Story To Tell. My Grandmother Got Her Eyeliner And Brows Tattooed Years Ago,

Okay, okay, I have a little story to tell. My grandmother got her eyeliner and brows tattooed years ago, and for a long while you couldn’t tell if you didn’t know (only her sisters knew, who also got their eyeliner done but not the brows). The brows started fading to green. I kid you not. They’re green. And we just assumed that’s the color she chose or something, before she told us last year that they were tattooed (I find it hypocritical that she criticizes others with tattoos that show, but whatever).

Before we found this out though, my brother and I were talking about the green tinted brows and her purple lipstick (it’s a faded purple, but still definitely not a good choice), and said something that to this day we laugh about.

He called her Yzma. From The Emperor’s New Groove. I thought my momma was going to suffocate from not being able to breathe, with me right behind her on the path to the afterlife.

You have to know this woman. She has very Yzma-esque moments.

Sometimes my brother does a good one, I tell you. Smh

Happy Birthday, Kim Taehyung!

Well. I was informed last night by a friend that Seoulmates has been uploaded without my permission not only on AO3 (under a far less creative name), but on here as well.

If your an OG follower, you may remember that the entire reason this blog exists is because the KPop blog I posted on before was shared with someone who had been caught plagiarizing (on a separate, non-KPop blog), and I didn’t feel comfortable being associated with her anymore. For good reason, it seems, because (surprise, surprise) she’s the one who stole my work and reposted it.

She has since blocked me (saw it coming), and deleted the blog (I have lots of friends to keep you in check chica) as well as has taken Seoulmates down on AO3.

Like…honestly. How did you think that was going to go? I haven’t updated in over a year. Were you planning on picking it up and writing the rest? How were you going to explain the shift in style, tone, even fucking grammar to your followers? Did you think it wouldn’t get back to me? Really?

Do better.

Happy New Year from the Central Time Zone!

I’m ringing in 2023 with the first ever K-Pop song I heard: GOT7’s Stop, Stop It

I hope to bring new projects to you all in the New Year, and do a lot of healing.

Here’s to 2023!

Don’t mind me, just sitting here utterly mesmerized by that choker knowing damn well I’m about to see a Taehyung post that will snatch me back in his lane

⁂ 29/100 days of park jimin | Prince of Busan

You guys, please pray for me, or send good thoughts and vibes my way.

I think I am having a psychotic breakdown. I was up the last 2 nights unable to sleep because I just absolutely could not make myself feel safe. I kept seeing people—full figured, defined—in whatever room I was in, walking into them and I’d turn to fully look at them and they’d not be there. My brother came into the kitchen and I nearly threw my drink because it scared me so bad. I hadn’t heard him coming. I refused to have the lights off. I heard footsteps and knocks and all sorts of things. A couple of times I heard voices that did NOT belong to my family. I stayed awake until the birds started chirping and the sky outside started getting lighter before I could calm down enough to actually try to sleep.