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Illegitimatewizzardry - Licensed Cannibal - Tumblr Blog
sorry i lost my shit i am now full of love and light again and love my friends so so deeply i hope their souls remain vibrant and warm and their hands are softly held.
im not a furry (big up tho) just so fucking autistic about meowth. what a specimen.
im gods weakest faggot
you get to 19 and all of a sudden realise what Marina means when she said "i want back my virginity so i can feel infinity"
the American movie portrayal of coming out to an accepting group but in the UK
"Im, gay, ive always kn-"
"WHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE FUCKING KNEW IT !! come 'ere ya puffta"
I HATE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT NEVER TOOK ENGLISH SERIOUSLY, ESPECIALLY POETRY, ESPECIALLY IN ENGLAND !!!! "why do we have to learn a language we can already speak!" BECAUSE LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING WRITING KYLE!!! YOU HAVE USED "AND" 4 TIMES IN A 7 WORD SENTENCE???? THAT DONT EVEN MAKE SENCE????? "why cant the curtains just be red bc?" BECAUSE ITS CALLED VALUING THE LITTLE DETAILS YOU FUCKING NUISANCE, YOUR MOTHER CRIES HERSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT BC OF YOUR FOOLISH ANTICS, ENOUGH ALREADY!
why do men always choose the dyke ex to "YOU MISS ME" to. my brother in christ i didnt like you when i was there.
Natural Predator
keep seeing shit like "ONLY US CITIZENS SHOULD VOTE IN US ELECTIONS!" okay then sweetheart, come back to england and give the land BACK TO THE NATIVES, bc you AINTE A "REAL" CITIZEN EITHER!
"these immigrants taking over our land" and its about the native tribe who have been worshipping that land for centuries before it was found and destroyed by the white man.
gonna start playing "virtual reality" whenever someone chronically online speaks with those fucking tiktok terms but they wont be able to listen to it will for more than 6 seconds without one of those small confusing slime videos.
do you understand how fucking insane that looks, human beings, made to survive actual predators and life disasters, cant sit down and eat without MORE THAN ONE video playing AT THE SAME TIME????? YOU GET UR FOOD HANDED TO YOU, AND HOU CANT EVEN JUST SIT THERE AND EAT. its all PHONE PHONE PHONE "what abt neurodiver-" DOVERGENCY HAS EXISTSED LONGER THAN THAT DAMN PHONE, TURN JT OFF
Tell me Will, do you know about Mr Mins Tongue Technology? i do, i helped alana-
Its Your Kpop Bias vs Your Tumblr Blorbo
Whos Winning ??
no im not hyper-fixated on hannibal, its a trauma bond.
its always a straight girl saying "oh im fine with you being a lesbian as long as you dont like fancy me" and her hands always look like this
its okay jessica, be not afraid!
where's that photo of that shepherd dog being comforted by one of the sheep he guards after saving them from a wolf attack
gonna go out on a whim and say id more than happily date a girl thats polyamorous without engaging fully myself. i think i could have all my needs met with one person, and am very picky with everyone around me, let alone friends and CLOSE friends, im more personally, but if my girl feels she needs more in a relationship im more than happy with that, because she is, and ill always be respectful to her other girl because thats my girlfriends girlfriend ??? why wouldnt i be??? and id happily love them equally, not in the same ways, but equal in amount and dont picture myself being "all alone" or "third wheeling" like everyone else does, because humans are built to love multiple people, thats why so many of us exist, so everybodys loved and cherishes by a COMMUNITY, not just individually, not neglecting individuality, but not based entirely on an individual person.
Love polyamory in the sense that it teaches people we can love multiple people, and makes the concept of non romantic love easier to grasp and show because theres no harsh barriers of affection you can show people, and overall a polyamorous society is happier and more loving because everybody is used to people showing everybody love, and everybody receives more love because of it.
Love Aromanticy because it gives the freedom to choose what types of love you show people, normalises just loving people, because you can! not for romantic benefit. stronger platonical bonds, more personal time, and heightened self love because it cannot be determined for romantic worth.
Love Asexuality because it reduces the idea that everybody should be sexually active, gives people more freedom and reduces this societal idea that its "not normal", because boundaries are, and always will be, individual, necessary, and easy to respect.
love British insults, imagine saying "teletubby copper" to an american and watch them try work it out
if i put glitter on my clit would you... only hypothetically ofcourse haha, but fr wou-
"My Wife" is a higher title than "My God" . i dont make the rules. why did you think Alana and Margot survived?
how my non-binary ass feels getting groovy with the girlies
i created the propaganda of throwing apple cores away so i can steal them all. meh heh heh, i am munching the best part of the apple and you bitches dont even know it! i have cyanide poisoning but that wont stop me!!
Hannibal (2013-2015)