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Post-fall Hannigram needs to be Will running up to Hannibal snapping this photo and then sending it to Jack for no reason but to tease him.
Like just every year on the anniversary of their fall he gets a post card:
The year Will sends this Jack retires:
Hannibal is such a pathetic emotional murdery queer kitten and deep down we are all Hannibal
Most fandoms about their villain/bad guys: It's not his fault he's evil! He's just misguided/possessed/controlled/ect
Hannibal fandom: Murder everyone, everyone is food, murder, murder, everyone is evil, blood, cannibalism, blood, blood, more cannabilism, murder, death, death again
CACKLING
HE LOOKS SO DONEEE,, he just wants his hubby bro,, his lil smooch buddy,, his goofy husband,, his deranged partner who put him in this situation
Pretty gay to be fantasizing about killing your therapist
I don't have to say it...
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...you already know who
What Will Graham sees after he's been captured by Hannibal (he's tied up and has to go to some opera with insane homosexual who doesn't know what no means)
That's it. That's the show.
This is what Hannibal was wearing when Will Graham rejected him, sat behind Wills house sobbing, and surrendering himself to Jack
Yall already know the episode I'm talking about
He misunderstood the assignment
This is what came to my mind immediately
this flopped on twitter so let’s test the waters here
I'm touch starved...I haven't eaten hands in DAYS
MINIMAL BLOOD WARNING AHEAD!!!
(in Hannibal Conext)
I am in fact very mentally stable and if you see a post in the news that I bit a man that is taken out of context
i have eaten at least 5 full bags of croutons in the past two years.