Sammy: Hey, Hagen, Can Dogs Drive Cars?Hagen: Of Course NotSammy: Then Why Dad Said The Car In Front

Sammy: Hey, Hagen, can dogs drive cars? Hagen: Of course not Sammy: Then why dad said the car in front of us was driven by a "son of a bitch"? Hagen:

@/ strudelworte no one is free until everyone is free

This post has stuck with me on this IWD. Art by Esma Bošnjaković on Instagram.

If AA was a reality show. Sammy: constantly boops the camera Lennox: accidentally breaks one Cassaras: starts saying something and gets censored for 5 minutes straight

Cassaras and Lennox are late Hagen: Why Italians are always late Cassaras: gasps dramatically Cassaras: We are not late, because if the appointment is around 10.00 everyone arrives at 11.00! Unfortunately foreigners don’t understand this habit and always arrive before the actual hour of the meeting! Hagen: Hagen: You do realize we live in Germany?

8th March. Lennox: counts his friends and Alea wrong Lennox: panics and gives the flowers to Cassaras Cassaras: Cassaras: sighs I guess I'm mom today.

(if Kit was genderfluid) Cassaras is at work. Kit is calling him. Cassaras: Yes, Kit? Kit: Help Cassaras: What happened? Kit: It is under 0! My gender froze! Cassaras: Cassaras: hungs up