Wade: Knock Knock

Wade: Knock knock

Logan: Who's there?

Wade: I love

Logan: I love who?

Wade: I love you!

Wade: :D

Logan: >:[

Logan *internally*: (✿•ᴗ•)

fuck dude he sure is <3

That ONE joke in Deadpool & Wolverine that nobody seems to have noticed and I'm dying over here [spoilers for the movie ahead]

No, I'm not talking about the blowjob handle gag.

I'm talking about a contextual gag that I noticed after seeing the movie for the third time and then seeing a gif of that walk-up. The clue is in THIS IMAGE EXACTLY.

Let me remind you of the full scene here:

an army of Deadpools appeared and proceeded to shoot the living shit out of Deadpool, Wolverine and Nicepool.

Deadpool used Nicepool as a shield until he was behind the car, then realised that this idiot didn't have regenerative powers. Well, oops.

Deadpool then proceeds to active Video Game Logic, looks at a food vendor and calls it "basically a hospital", and runs towards it with Nicepool, still as a shield and clearly being fucking murdered with each second passing.

Deadpool stops in the middle of the way to wheeze, and Nicepool's head explodes, which leads Deadpool to scurry the rest of the way behind the food vendor, and to try and reanimate his very decapitated body.

Now...

Look at the picture above.

I am talking about THIS

This little fucker looked at the scene, hell I know this man saw the fucking pharmacy, and proceeded to point at the food vendor instead.

I am positive that he even stopped right in front of the door to wheeze his lungs out, this motherfucker, just to give Nicepool enough time to see the medicine, RIGHT THERE.

This is the peak of contextual gags, holy shit when I saw it I was laughing my ASS off, this fiend had 2 goals:

the dog

the pistoleros

And what stood between him and them was Nicepool.

do you also think about how there was probably a point where Charles realised he was never going to be good enough for his father..

that he was going to be abused regardless of what he did...

so he decided to fully embrace alternative cultures like punk

pierce his ear, shave the sides of his head. make bad choices. knowing his father would hate it, but if he was going to get beaten anyway he may as well do what he liked.

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