"I Know That Was Real."

"I know that was real."

- Sam to Eileen

" You asked, what about all of this is real. We are."

- Cas to Dean

John: do what you love

Sherlock: you

John: what?

Sherlock: what?

We all know that John Winchester was an awful, abusive father. What if John was homophobic? And that's why Dean doesn't accept that he's bi.

What if young Dean, unknowingly said to John that he thought a boy looked cute, or that he liked a boy, and when they got home, John verbally and/or physically abused him because of it.

Like, Dean knows it's fine to be gay, and that's why he still hangs out with gay people. But he revered John, and probably doesn't want to disrespect him by being bi, so he just hides and denies it.

Lucifer: I know we don’t get along with each other but I got you a bath bomb for your birthday. So whenever you’re feeling stressed just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. I guarantee all your worries will be over

Dan: [opens the bag]

Dan:

Dan: this is a toaster

Sam: are you in love with Cas?

Dean: no

Sam: then why do you write D+C everywhere?

Dean: it stands for... death and coffee

Cas: why are you laying on the floor?

Dean: I'm depressed

Cas: okay

Dean: ...also I was stabbed

Cas: not okay