If DC Can Make A Movie That Delves Into Alfreds Backstory Then Why Cant Marvel Make A Good Hulk Movie

If DC can make a movie that delves into Alfred’s backstory then why can’t Marvel make a good Hulk movie with Mark Ruffalo???

All I’ve learned from the MCU universe is that the comics are 156.4% gayer and that every director is a coward. 

steve: hey bruce u ready to do some team bonding activities :)) ??? we’re gonna do some fun stuff i found online and–

bruce: can i make a team bonding suggestion? 

steve: YEAH YOU CAN BUDDY

bruce: so have all of us as one group, disperse us, and then we just have the day to ourselves 

steve: that’s not team bondi–

bruce: i know 

Bruce, tired and crying: It’s not fair! He looks so good all the time! His hair, Val! His hair! How can someone look so majestic every second of the day?

Val, sighing, rubbing his back: When did this become my life.....

if u thought i was done dadposting, you better think again. skaar and bruce didnt have as nearly enough time just doing normal stuff and coping!! just a big green man and his alien kid trying to get thru the world

bruce: bold of me to use the catchphrase “no worries” when i’m in fact, full of worries