Twig: So Oxygen Went On A Date With Potassium, It Went... OK.

Twig: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.

Gricko: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Twig: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Torbek: Torbek thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Frost: Looks like someone's a HO.

Gricko: NaBrO.

Kremy: I'm done with all of you!

Twig: Gideon, I got suspended from school…

Gideon: WHAT?!?! What did you do?

Twig: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”.

Gideon: And…?

Twig: I asked which end…

Gideon, unable to contain his laughter: Okay, you just made my day.

the eom crew, composed of a demon, a vampire, a cultist, an undead pirate, another cultist and a gravedigger: the stakes may be against us, but we are friends and we will prevail!

the uprooted crew, composed of small critters: ok bitsy now hit the second tower

Kremy: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Gricko is walking in this room.

Frost: *wheeze*

Gideon: Hey, Kremy. What kind of flowers do you prefer?

Kremy: i don’t know, I like sunflowers I guess?

Gideon, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

Hmmmmm

Booker: *sniff* Grumley…what fucking perfume are you wearing??? Grumely:…I’m not wearing any?? Jean Claude:*comes in spraying perfume on his neck* Well! Hello there Booker! Peggy:…booker I think they were- Booker: shut up Peggy. Bitsy:…I thought your brother had a boyfriend!

(I will PURGE this account with KnightLawyer, also, pls give me more ship names, I can’t 😭🙏🏻)

(I can’t fucking spell)