pickup lines and incorrect quotes relating to LoA
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Twig: Gideon, I Got Suspended From School
Twig: Gideon, I got suspended from school…
Gideon: WHAT?!?! What did you do?
Twig: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”.
Gideon: And…?
Twig: I asked which end…
Gideon, unable to contain his laughter: Okay, you just made my day.
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Booker: *sniff* Grumley…what fucking perfume are you wearing??? Grumely:…I’m not wearing any?? Jean Claude:*comes in spraying perfume on his neck* Well! Hello there Booker! Peggy:…booker I think they were- Booker: shut up Peggy. Bitsy:…I thought your brother had a boyfriend!
(I will PURGE this account with KnightLawyer, also, pls give me more ship names, I can’t 😭🙏🏻)
(I can’t fucking spell)
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Kremy: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Gideon: Did they win?
Frost: Look, last night was a mistake.
Torbek: A sexy mistake.
Frost: No, just a regular mistake.
Kremy: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Gricko is walking in this room.
Frost: *wheeze*
Twig: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Gricko: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Twig: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Torbek: Torbek thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Frost: Looks like someone's a HO.
Gricko: NaBrO.
Kremy: I'm done with all of you!