*talking On The Phone*

*talking on the phone*

Kremy: Remember how I said that Gideon and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Frost: Yeah…

Kremy: Well, we’re in jail.

Frost: *hangs up*

Lethica: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?

Briggsy: It's Marius's turn.

Marius: Don't die.

Briggsy, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

Gricko: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Frost: Heck.

Gricko: You're on thin fucking ice.

Gricko: Oh no-

Klavir: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Chuckles , taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Chuckles : Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

Marius: Can you come out?

Farryn: Yeah gimme a minute…

Farryn: Marius, I’m gay.

Marius: I know that. Come out to the car.

Farryn: Okay.

Farryn: Car, I’m gay.

*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.*

Dandy: Get two more chairs!

Pyke: They can get their own chairs.

Rett: Make them fight for it.

Klavir: You only need one chair to beat them all with.

Chuckles : I would never be near children.

Pyke: you're a clown-

Laboosh: Kill two.