Jean: Scott, You Have To Plan, Think, And Be Patient.

Jean: Scott, you have to plan, think, and be patient.

Scott: Pietro is in danger.

Jean: Don’t kill yourself.

Scott: Pietro! Danger! I have to go! Now!

Jean: SCOTT, THINK.

Scott: PIETRO MY BELOVED I WILL GIVE MY LIFE TO SAVE YOU!!!

Jean: SCOTT!

Blob: I can’t believe you live nearby and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Pietro: You people already know too much about me.

Toad: I know exactly three facts about you and one of them is that you don’t let any of us crash at your place.

Cyclops: Thanks, Cap. This meeting was fun.

Captain America: Summers, just take you twink and go.

Quicksilver:

Cyclops:

Quicksilver: That’s just unfair.

Pietro: Scott was late to family dinner for the third time in a row so I changed my phone’s background into a picture of one of my exes.

Jean: You guys have been married for a decade, do you really think Scott is that insecure?

Scott: *yelling from the other room* PIETRO! WHY THE FUCK IS CRYSTAL YOUR LOCK SCREEN?!

Jubilee: Where were you? We were worried!

Scott: Don’t worry, Jubes. I was meeting someone who may have changed my life!

Kurt: You met a girl!

Jubilee: What’s her name?! Emma?! Madelyn?! Joanna?!

Scott: Pietro . . .

Kurt: Terrific!!

Scott: No! He’s a member of the brotherhood.

Jubilee: Wonderful!

Scott: No! He’s a thief!

Kurt: Oh.

Jubilee: Scott, you do not have my permission to fuck a thief.

Scott: Oh my god.

Pietro: You can’t just lie here in the dark while listening to eighties music!

Scott: I could have, if you hadn’t turned on my lights and shut off my speakers.