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okay since its canon that silvercyclops were roommates do you have any headcanons about that?

Bitch, so many.

- Scott has a lot of trauma canonically, his brother explodes in movie canon and his parents die in a plane crash in comic canon, so I can see him having a lot of night terrors. From the very beginning Peter would get out of bed to comfort him, but they eventually just started using one bed.

-Peter doesn’t have to sleep much, and he often reads at night when Scott’s asleep. His first language is Sokovian, so books in that language are easier for him to read. Scott’s Chanukah presents to him always include at least one book translated into Sokovian.

-Peter loves using pet names on Scott because of how much they make him blush.

- Scott is the type of person who has a freakishly neat office and a disaster of a living space, and Peter is the exact opposite.

-Jean gives Peter the shovel talk, because “you may be my brother but he’s my best friend.”

- The people who give Scott the shovel talk are Raven, Erik, Charles, and Hank. Peter never believes Scott when he tells him, they always act friendly to Scott when Peter’s around.

- Scott and Peter have a lot of video games and often stay up late playing them.

- Peter loves stealing Scott’s shirts. They make him feel closer to Scott, and he likes how they smell.

- They go on double dates with Jeanbilee, usually to the arcade or small coffee shops.

- Kind of unrelated but Scott teaches geometry and Peter works with the kids who have physical mutations. 

Luna: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!

Pietro: *looks at Scott* I wonder where she got that from.

Scott: The fucking fridge.

Okay, but consider the fact that Jeanbilee’s song is If She Ever Leaves Me by The Highwomen and Silvercyclops’ are Listen To Your Heart by Roxette plus Rainbow in the Dark by Dio.

Pietro: My sister isn’t here so...

Scott: I’m not here for your sister.

Pietro: *smiles* Okay.

Charles: I’m sorry, are you friends with this criminal?

Scott: No, not really.

Peter: Absolutely, best friends.

Scott: It’s a layered relationship.

Peter: Best friends!

Jean: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Pietro: I’m a knife.

Scott: He’s a goddamn octopus, just wraps his limbs around me and squeezes like he thinks I’m going to fly away.

Luna: Ocko, Dad . . .

Luna: I think I’m a lesbian.

Pietro: Kid, we love and support you no matt—

Scott: *unable to resist* Hi Lesbian, I’m Dad!

Pietro: *slaps Scott*

Peter: How are you feeling on a scale of the Eurythmics’ “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” to Marilyn Manson’s “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”?

Wanda: I’m at a solid “Faith” by Limp Bizkit.

Peter: Jean?

Jean: It’s between two Eurythmics songs. “I Saved the World Today” or “Miracle of Love”.

Wanda: Oh, nice!

Peter: What about you, Dad?

Erik: *turns to Scott* How do you date that? How can you stand it?

Scott: He’s hot, the little spoon, and a top. What’s not to love?

Counter argument. Don’t think about Peter aging slower because of his mutation. Don’t think of Peter being physically twenty when he’s lived for sixty hard years. Don’t think of Peter watching the people he loves slowly die, because mutants either burn out too fast or live lives that are too long. Don’t think about Peter holding Scott’s hand when he’s on his death bed, miraculously having reached the age of one hundred and twenty. Don’t think of Peter screaming when he lays Scott to rest besides two of their children, Luna sobbing beside him. Don’t think of Peter outliving Luna. That he had just passed his two hundred and seventy sixth birthday, when he got the call that his two hundred and forty three year old daughter had been hit with alien technology too fast for even her healing factor to combat. Don’t think of Peter going to the top scientist of every generation, any person that could possibly kill him, and getting no results.

Don’t think of Peter and Wade sitting in a bar together, both around five hundred, mourning their families. Don’t think of Wade pulling out a photo album, just to show Peter his happy family. At least his husband had a healing factor too, Peter Parker had lived until he was around three hundred. Matrix was still alive, but Ellie had died in her late seventies. Peter pulls out his own albums with tear filled eyes. John had been his first child to die, a young man who had been used as nothing but a taunt from alternate reality villains in the end. Nathan had been next, all the time travel caught up to him and he aged much too fast, dying of old age before he was fifty. Scott had held on longer than a human could, but all the years had taken their toll and he had died in his sleep. Don’t think about Peter aging too slow and healing too fast. Don’t think of Peter outliving all that he knows and loves.

Don’t think about Peter aging faster due to his mutation. Don’t think about how Hank most likely found out when Peter got hurt by Apocalypse. Don’t think about Peter’s face when he finds out he has less than a year left. Don’t think about Peter not telling his friends. Not because he didn’t want them to know. But because he didn’t want them to act differently. Don’t think about Peter running into Erik a month after he found out. Don’t think about Peter wishing he could tell Erik. Don’t think about how Peter would hug Erik and say he wish he had a father like him. Don’t think about Peter collapsing and his friends taking him to Hank. Don’t think about how his friends would hug him and cry when they find out. Don’t think about Peter not being able to move a month before he dies. Don’t think about his mother’s tears when they tell her he died. Don’t think about how his grave would say he died when he was around 30.

Don’t think about how Erik would go to Charles and scream that the world wasn’t fair. That the world kept taking his children. Don’t think about Ororo remembering when Peter had made jokes when fighting the literal end of the world. Don’t think about Raven going to his grave at night and wishing that her friends didn’t die so young. Don’t think about how Scott would mourn the person who tried to save his brother and almost sacrificed himself to fight Apocalypse. Don’t think about Jean wishing she saw his death and warned him. Don’t think about Jubilee making jokes and expecting him to finish them. Only to be reminded when silence would take over. Don’t think about Peter’s sister looking back at graduation photos and crying because it was the last time she saw him. Don’t think about how the school saw how his death hit everybody. Don’t think about how he was taught in classes about how mutations can have a side effect. Don’t think about Peter dying early. Not because of a battle, but because of his mutation.

This is weird but could you do some silvercyclops wedding planning headcanons please?

Of course!

-They had adopted Pyro in 1990, and had two children together through surrogates after that. So Pyro is thirty three, Luna is twenty one, and Nate is seventeen when gay marriage is legalized.

-Pyro is the one who calls them asking when the wedding is. “Ocko, when will the svadba(wedding) be? I’m bringing Bobby.”

-They weren’t planning on marrying, they’re fifty eight and sixty four, for fuck’s sake. But after some cajoling(mainly from Ororo and their kids) they agree to have the ceremony at the manor. 

-To the surprise of others, both are very worried about it. They’ve been partners for thirty five years and they want the other to have the most beautiful wedding possible.  -They get binders with detailed plans from Kurt, Ororo, Irene, Jubilee, Pyro, Luna, Wanda, Jean, and most surprisingly, Logan. When asked why he made it he said, “It’s about time you fuckers got married.” He won’t mention anymore details.

-They go tux shopping together. Scott’s is a classic black on white, with a grey bow tie. Pietro’s is a part of his mother’s Sokovian wedding dress transformed into a jacket, and a pair of grey pants. 

-They went wedding ring shopping separately. Scott brought Ororo and Jean with him, and they ended up finding a silver ring with a band of black in the middle of it. He gets it inscribed with the phrase, “Sweet dreams are made of this,” a call back to the music they bonded over. Pietro took Jubilee, and they find a simple, gold ring. He inscribed this with “Miláčik, Milujem ťa,” Sokovian for “Darling, I love you.”

-They spend the night before cuddling in bed, recalling all they’ve done together throughout the years.  -Pietro is walked down the aisle by Charles, Erik, and Marya. All kiss his cheek before they give him away.

-Scott is walked down by Alex and Hank. 

-Nate is their flower person.

-Scott’s groomspeople are Luna, Ororo, Shogo, Jean, Bobby, and Kurt.

-Pietro’s are Pyro, Ellie Camacho(Luna’s partner), Rachel, Jubilee, Warren, and Rogue.

-The ceremony is about forty five minutes long, on the front lawn of the manor, and the happiest day of Scott and Pietro’s lives. 

Scott: I’m giving up alcohol for a month.

Pietro: Really? Good luck!

Scott: Oh, that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

Cable: Let's play Two Truths and a Lie. I'll start: my hair is brown, I’m from the future, and Scott's my biological dad. Scott: I think you should make it a little more challenging. Peter: Baby, his hair is silver… Scott: WAIT YOU'RE MY WHAT???

Scott: WHO’S YOUR MOM?!?

Cable: I’m gonna be honest, for the first twenty years of my life I thought it was Peter.

Peter: . . . what?

Cable: Look, I’m not that smart. I also have two older siblings that I met after being abducted. Logically, the conclusion was that Peter’s my mom. Well, we all called you Ocko.

Scott: Yeah, you’re definitely my son.

Peter: We have three kids in the future?!

Cable: That I know of.

Jean: So, what gives? We haven’t seen either of you at work since you adopted John.

Scott: Being a DILF is a full time job, Jean.

Pietro: God, please just say parenting!

Scott: Are you single?

Pietro: I’m an Avenger, in your eyes a criminal, and you have arrested me multiple times for stealing and collaborating with my father.

Scott: But do you like guys?

Pietro: You can’t just lie here in the dark while listening to eighties music!

Scott: I could have, if you hadn’t turned on my lights and shut off my speakers.

Jubilee: Do you notice something different about Peter?

Scott: Well, Peter’s his own thing. We’ve had sex in like three different houses and I’m not totally sure any of them were his.

Pietro: Reporters always ask us how we manage three kids with such different mutations so easily.

Scott: The secret is, we don’t. We have no control of them whatsoever.

Pietro: Earlier, Nate called my name and when I went to see what was going on, John shot me in the throat with a nerf gun before Luna tackled me to the floor.

Scott: You’ve never once done jury duty or paid your taxes!

Pietro: Not until gay marriage is legalized everywhere.

Scott: . . . what?

Pietro: I stand by that.

Scott: What the fuck?

Pietro: What’s a guy have to do to get some decent treatment around here?

Pyro: You know Quicksilver? The criminal?!

Scott: Yeah, we’re just, uh, work friends.

Pietro: Work friends? I’ve been inside of you!

Pyro: *immediate gagging*

Peter: Okay, well, what about this new linguistic discovery that I made in Chicago?

Scott: *staring intently*

Peter: What the sigma?

Peter: He’s got a level ten rizz.

Peter: No cap.

Scott: Oh! The youths, yeah.

Peter: Gen Alpha. 

Peter: Gen Alphaaaa. 

Scott: *gasps* Is that after Z?

Peter: Yessssss!