Bobby: FOUR MONTHS!

Bobby: FOUR MONTHS!

Rogue: What is he talking about?

John: Don't worry about it.

Bobby: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU KNOWINGLY WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!!!

Scott: You’ve been needling poor Pryde so much that you’ve practically made her a new suit!

Pietro: Needled her a new suit. Even when we’re fighting you’re hilarious. Stop it!

Jean: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.

Jubilee: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis?

Jean: Out of anger.

Jean: Man, crushes are the worst.

Jubilee: Yeah… whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on I just act stupid.

Jean: Jubilation, you’re always acting stupid.

Jubilee: Yeah, don’t think too hard on that.

Magneto: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Toad: But’cha didn’t.

Literally every single one of Erik’s kids is adopted in this exact way. 

Bobby: Where's Johnny?

Scott: He said something about buying a flamethrower. By the way, where's Pietro?

Bobby: I don't know where he is, probably with Johnny. And don't you need to be over eighteen to buy a flamethrower?

Scott: Oh god.

Bobby: Oh no!