Bobby: FOUR MONTHS!

Bobby: FOUR MONTHS!

Rogue: What is he talking about?

John: Don't worry about it.

Bobby: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU KNOWINGLY WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!!!

Luna: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!

Pietro: *looks at Scott* I wonder where she got that from.

Scott: The fucking fridge.

Bobby: What cute little nickname do you call your husband?

Scott: Pietro.

Bobby: *sarcastically* Adorable.

Jubilee: Scott and Pietro? I don’t see it.

Jubilee: Oh god, now I see it.

Jean: …

Jubilee: Jean, I can’t stop seeing it!

okay since its canon that silvercyclops were roommates do you have any headcanons about that?

Bitch, so many.

- Scott has a lot of trauma canonically, his brother explodes in movie canon and his parents die in a plane crash in comic canon, so I can see him having a lot of night terrors. From the very beginning Peter would get out of bed to comfort him, but they eventually just started using one bed.

-Peter doesn’t have to sleep much, and he often reads at night when Scott’s asleep. His first language is Sokovian, so books in that language are easier for him to read. Scott’s Chanukah presents to him always include at least one book translated into Sokovian.

-Peter loves using pet names on Scott because of how much they make him blush.

- Scott is the type of person who has a freakishly neat office and a disaster of a living space, and Peter is the exact opposite.

-Jean gives Peter the shovel talk, because “you may be my brother but he’s my best friend.”

- The people who give Scott the shovel talk are Raven, Erik, Charles, and Hank. Peter never believes Scott when he tells him, they always act friendly to Scott when Peter’s around.

- Scott and Peter have a lot of video games and often stay up late playing them.

- Peter loves stealing Scott’s shirts. They make him feel closer to Scott, and he likes how they smell.

- They go on double dates with Jeanbilee, usually to the arcade or small coffee shops.

- Kind of unrelated but Scott teaches geometry and Peter works with the kids who have physical mutations. 

Jean: How are you going to feel when he sees you with no makeup on?

Jubilee: I’m not wearing makeup right now.

Jean: Holy crap, you’re beautiful.