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Bobby: Where's Johnny?
Scott: He said something about buying a flamethrower. By the way, where's Pietro?
Bobby: I don't know where he is, probably with Johnny. And don't you need to be over eighteen to buy a flamethrower?
Scott: Oh god.
Bobby: Oh no!
Scott: You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself marry the villain.
Ororo: Wait, what?!
Scott: Pietro and I got drunk after a fight so we’re Vegas married now.
Ororo: Well, how long until the divorce is finalized?
Scott: Divorce? Oro, we’ve already bought a house, adopted a turtle, and adopted a kid. We’re going all in!
Ororo: . . .
Ororo: What kid?
John: Hi!
Ororo: Hey, John. What are you doing here?
John: Visiting Dad! Ocko dropped me off.
Ororo: THE KID YOU ADOPTED IS PYRO!?
Pyro: One time my guardians were having a heated argument in the car. Pietro said something that angered Scott and Scott threw his Eurythmics tape out the window with rage. Pietro looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it in the player.
Bobby: Babe. . .
Rogue: How are we cousins and I’ve never heard that story?
Wait I’ve literally thought about silvercyclops adopting pyro too…your mind is huge
I like to think of Pietro seeing himself in Pyro, and Scott has a knack for collecting people with villainous tendencies, so they adopt him together before they even start dating.
Luna: Deflate your ego John, you are not the best child. Pyro: Oh yeah? Dads, who’s your favorite child? Nate: Oh come one, parents don’t have a favorite- Peter and Scott: John
Nate: What?!
Pietro: He’s adopted.
Luna: So?
Scott: So we chose to have him as our child.
Pietro: You guys were obviously planned with surrogates, but we had to raise you. John was eight when we adopted him, so the hard part was over.
Pyro: I knew it! Thanks, Dad, Ocko!
This is weird but could you do some silvercyclops wedding planning headcanons please?
Of course!
-They had adopted Pyro in 1990, and had two children together through surrogates after that. So Pyro is thirty three, Luna is twenty one, and Nate is seventeen when gay marriage is legalized.
-Pyro is the one who calls them asking when the wedding is. “Ocko, when will the svadba(wedding) be? I’m bringing Bobby.”
-They weren’t planning on marrying, they’re fifty eight and sixty four, for fuck’s sake. But after some cajoling(mainly from Ororo and their kids) they agree to have the ceremony at the manor.
-To the surprise of others, both are very worried about it. They’ve been partners for thirty five years and they want the other to have the most beautiful wedding possible. -They get binders with detailed plans from Kurt, Ororo, Irene, Jubilee, Pyro, Luna, Wanda, Jean, and most surprisingly, Logan. When asked why he made it he said, “It’s about time you fuckers got married.” He won’t mention anymore details.
-They go tux shopping together. Scott’s is a classic black on white, with a grey bow tie. Pietro’s is a part of his mother’s Sokovian wedding dress transformed into a jacket, and a pair of grey pants.
-They went wedding ring shopping separately. Scott brought Ororo and Jean with him, and they ended up finding a silver ring with a band of black in the middle of it. He gets it inscribed with the phrase, “Sweet dreams are made of this,” a call back to the music they bonded over. Pietro took Jubilee, and they find a simple, gold ring. He inscribed this with “Miláčik, Milujem ťa,” Sokovian for “Darling, I love you.”
-They spend the night before cuddling in bed, recalling all they’ve done together throughout the years. -Pietro is walked down the aisle by Charles, Erik, and Marya. All kiss his cheek before they give him away.
-Scott is walked down by Alex and Hank.
-Nate is their flower person.
-Scott’s groomspeople are Luna, Ororo, Shogo, Jean, Bobby, and Kurt.
-Pietro’s are Pyro, Ellie Camacho(Luna’s partner), Rachel, Jubilee, Warren, and Rogue.
-The ceremony is about forty five minutes long, on the front lawn of the manor, and the happiest day of Scott and Pietro’s lives.
Ellie: Mr Maximoff’s, Both of you, I have something big to tell you. Peter: Kid, you know you can say anything to us. We’ve known you for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our amazing relationship. Ellie: Great! Thanks! Well, the thing is, I’m dating Luna. Peter: ... Ellie: Mr Maximoff? Scott: Peter? Peter: YOU ARE SO DEAD
Scott: Er, excuse us for a moment, Ellie.
Pietro: SHE WILL NOT!! MYSLÍTE SI, ŽE BY STE MOHLI PRÍSŤ, A VYHLASUJETE, ŽE STE S NAŠIM MALÝM DIEVČATOM?! VEDIA TVOJI OTCOVIA?!(DO YOU THINK YOU COULD COME AND DECLARE THAT YOU ARE WITH OUR LITTLE GIRL?! DO YOUR FATHERS KNOW?!)
Scott: *drags him out of the room*
Ellie: *can hear arguing and. . . was that a punch? They both seem relatively calm when they come back*
Scott: Now that that’s sorted out-
Pietro: Welcome to the family, Ellie!
Three hours later
Ellie: -and then I heard them fighting! After they did that they came out and said welcome to the family! Did they do that for you?
Bobby: Yeah, but they figured John and I would be a package deal so Mr. Maximoff didn’t argue as much. Ellie: Huh. Perks of dating the adopted kid, I guess.
Ask inspired X-Men as tweets, enjoy.
Part 2
X-Men as The Onion headlines:
Scott: I am a simple person.
Scott: I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of soup. I leave.
John: Technically if you eat them all at once it’s one serving!
Scott: . . .
Scott: I like the way you think, Kid.
Pietro: NO!
Pietro: “Get married and have kids,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.
Nate: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
John: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Luna: It’s called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER.
Scott: JOHN LITERALLY HAS A FIRE MUTATION! JUST CONTROL IT!
Pietro: Don’t. Don’t if you value your sanity.
Nate: Any chance that’s for me?
John: It’s for Ocko. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.
Luna: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
John: Luna’s at Olympic and Twentieth? That’s the old salvage yard where kids go to get high.
Scott: What?! We’re going there right now!
Pietro: Wait. Are you sure, John?
John: Ocko, I’m going to answer and then I’m gonna walk away. Deal?
Pietro: Deal.
John: I’m 420% sure.
Pietro: . . .
Scott: Wow, he’s bad at math!
Pietro: Reporters always ask us how we manage three kids with such different mutations so easily.
Scott: The secret is, we don’t. We have no control of them whatsoever.
Pietro: Earlier, Nate called my name and when I went to see what was going on, John shot me in the throat with a nerf gun before Luna tackled me to the floor.
Pietro: What’s a guy have to do to get some decent treatment around here?
Pyro: You know Quicksilver? The criminal?!
Scott: Yeah, we’re just, uh, work friends.
Pietro: Work friends? I’ve been inside of you!
Pyro: *immediate gagging*
marauders missing scene
Lighter - John Allerdyce/Pyro
John/Pyro x Fem!reader
Jean & Scott x daughter reader
Warnings: none
Word count: 580
Summary: John giving you his lighter to let you know he’ll be back for you when he can
Authors Note: it's short but I like how it turned out
Masterlist
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“You're leaving with them. Aren’t you.” y/n stated though the sentence sounded more like a question. As she leaned in the doorway of his room where he is packing a backpack of clothes.
“y/n” John sighed sadly looking at his girl with sorry eyes
“Its ok. I get it.” y/n nodded, mirroring his expression as he walked over to her. Grabbing her waist and pulling her to him, more into the room.
“I’m sorry. You know I don't want to leave you, right?” John asked looking her in the eyes. Hoping she could see and feel how he doesn’t want to leave her side. Doesn’t want to leave the love of his life.
“Yeah, yeah I know. . . You know I can’t go with you, right? I would love to, and I am more on Magneto's side. Needing to make things happen instead of waiting for things to happen on their own but-” she gave a sad shaky breath, holding on to his arms for comfort.
“But your parents are here. You don't want to be against them. I understand. You're close with them and if you left with me it would just hurt you.” John cut in. He knew how close she is with her parents. And even though they didn’t like them together at first, he knows they are important to her.
“I really do want to go with you though. I love you, and I would but-” y/n moved her hands to wrap them around his shoulders.
“No buts sweetheart. If you come with me your gonna hurt you and your parents. And if you don’t its gonna hurt you and me to be apart. Y/n, I love you and want you to come with me. But you can’t.” he pulled her closer to him. John knows this choice will hurt both of them, but he can't put her against her parents. No matter how much being apart from her will hurt him to.
“I’m gonna miss you. A lot.” y/n whimpered into his shoulder, trying not to cry. John nuzzled his face into her neck. Enjoying the last hug he’ll have with her for a while.
“I’m gonna miss you a lot to. When the fight happens, I will protect you.” he said pulling away a little cupping her face before he retrieved something from his pocket. He gently took one of her hands from around his shoulders and put the thing in her hand. “Here, take my lighter. You know I’ll come back for it and to you. We won’t be apart for to long. I promise.”
After they kissed goodbye and John left with Magento y/n watched him leave. Hoping that he’ll be ok.
Later that night y/n sat in Johns room surrounded by his things. He’d only been gone for a few hours but she already felt like he’d been gone for weeks.
Y/n’s mom knew she was in John’s room. It is obvious to anyone who saw the two together that they loved eachother. After giving her time Jean walked in and sat down next to her daughter. “He’ll be back sweetheart, he loves you. Even your father can see that, even though he doesn’t like to admit it.” Jean stated hoping to ease her daughters' mind. Knowing how being left alone from your love can hurt.
“I know. I love him too.” y/n spoke looking down at the lighter in her hand.
X-MEN Masterlist
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Main Masterlist
By @chloe-skywalker
* = Requested
Logan:(Wolverine)
~ Personal Lighter
Erik Lehnsherr:(Magneto)
~ The Secret That Never Got Told (x Daughter reader)
Charles Xavier:(Professor X)
~ Don’t Read Thoughts Without Asking (x Daughter reader)
Peter Maximoff:(Quicksilver)
~ You Make Me Feel Good Enough
~ Worried (x sister reader) *
~ Nightmares Get Worse (ft. Logan)
~ Show You Around (ft. Erik)
~ 3am Cravings
~ Being Pregnant With Peter Maximoff’s Baby... *
~ Don't Listen To Them
Warren Worthington III:(Angel)
~ Last Christmas
Alex Summers:(Havok)
~ Touching You
John Allerdyce:(Pyro)
~ Lighter
~ Anytime I Want
~ Leaving
Warpath: (Booboo Stewart)
~ Being Pregnant With Warpaths Baby *
Leaving - Pyro / John Allerdyce
John/Pyro x Fem!Reader
Warnings: none
Word count: 212
Summary: Pyro telling Y/n that he loves her before leaving to join the brotherhood.
Authors Note: Haven’t wrote X-MEN in awhile
Masterlist
X-MEN Masterlist
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“What are you doing?” Y/n asked as she walks into their shared room seeing him packing his duffle.
“Y/n-” John turned around not knowing what to say.
“You're leaving.” Y/n states when he doesn’t say anything, eyes not leaving his packed duffle.
“I’m sorry. But I have to go. I don’t belong here.” He tells her with tears welling up in his eyes.
“You're going to join Magento and his brotherhood, aren’t you?” Y/n looked at him with tears rolling down her cheeks.
“Yes.” John nodded.
“I’ll miss you.” Y/n’s voice broke as more tears rolled down her cheeks.
John rushed over to her and cupped her cheeks brushing her tears away with his thumbs. “I’ll miss you too. More than anything. But-”
“You can’t stay. I get it.” Y/n nodded as they embraced each other into a tight hug.
“We’ll see eachother again.” John promised as they parted from their hug.
“I hope so.” Y/n gave him a sad but hopeful smile.
“We will. I love you.” John placed one last kiss for now on her forehead before he grabbed his bag and left. Hoping when everything was over they’d see each other again. He’d protect her, even if they are on opposite sides.
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