Scott: *is Watching Jubilee Push On A Door Marked Pull While Jean Facepalms* God, Gay People Can Be So

Scott: *is watching Jubilee push on a door marked pull while Jean facepalms* God, gay people can be so dumb.

Random Student: That's homophobic.

Scott: I'm not homophobic! My daughter is a lesbian and my son is bisexual!

Pietro: *deep sigh* Scott, we're married-

Jean: I get a new backpack every year.

Jubilee: That’s what white people do.

Magneto: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Toad: But’cha didn’t.

Literally every single one of Erik’s kids is adopted in this exact way. 

Okay, but consider the fact that Jeanbilee’s song is If She Ever Leaves Me by The Highwomen and Silvercyclops’ are Listen To Your Heart by Roxette plus Rainbow in the Dark by Dio.

jeanbilee headcanons?

So many.

- In the beginning most of their dates are at the arcade(they never have to pay)

- Jubilee loves stealing Jean’s jackets

- Jean takes Jubilee’s chapstick all the time

- Jean is the clingy one

- Surprisingly, Jubilee is the one who proposes

- Both teach at the school, but Jubilee likes to distract Jean from their grading

-They use Scott as their sperm donor, and when Rachel is born both cry

- Jubilee wears a sunny yellow dress to their wedding and Jean wears a sky blue suit. Scott and Peter are Jean’s best men while Ororo is Jubilee’s best woman. Kurt is the officiant and Warren is their flower girl

- When they go outside of the manor they usually take Scott and Peter with them, they like to joke about taking them on field trips

- Jubilee loves going to the beach but Jean sunburns very easily. Their work around is having midnight beach picnics together

- For their first Christmas as a couple Jean buys Jubilee a pride pin for her jacket and Jubilee gets Jean a copy of her favorite book that she’s left sticky notes with sweet messages in

Jean: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.

Jubilee: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis?

Jean: Out of anger.