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jeanbilee headcanons?
So many.
- In the beginning most of their dates are at the arcade(they never have to pay)
- Jubilee loves stealing Jean’s jackets
- Jean takes Jubilee’s chapstick all the time
- Jean is the clingy one
- Surprisingly, Jubilee is the one who proposes
- Both teach at the school, but Jubilee likes to distract Jean from their grading
-They use Scott as their sperm donor, and when Rachel is born both cry
- Jubilee wears a sunny yellow dress to their wedding and Jean wears a sky blue suit. Scott and Peter are Jean’s best men while Ororo is Jubilee’s best woman. Kurt is the officiant and Warren is their flower girl
- When they go outside of the manor they usually take Scott and Peter with them, they like to joke about taking them on field trips
- Jubilee loves going to the beach but Jean sunburns very easily. Their work around is having midnight beach picnics together
- For their first Christmas as a couple Jean buys Jubilee a pride pin for her jacket and Jubilee gets Jean a copy of her favorite book that she’s left sticky notes with sweet messages in
Scott: You’ve never once done jury duty or paid your taxes!
Pietro: Not until gay marriage is legalized everywhere.
Scott: . . . what?
Pietro: I stand by that.
Scott: What the fuck?
Pietro: Don’t be mean to your father!
Jubilee: You’re mean to your father!
Pietro: My father can take it.
Peter: Uh, Charles?
Peter: Are we allowed to have sleepovers?
Charles: . . .
Charles: Peter, you’re twenty six.
Peter: Is that a no?
Charles: You’re a grown man, you can make your own decisions.
Peter: Team sleepover!
Scott: Yas!
Jean: Yas!
Jubilee: Yas!
Ororo: Yas!
Kurt: Hey, can I take you to my therapist next week?
Rogue: . . . why?
Kurt: She thinks I’m making you and all your issues up.
Erik: Who wants to make five dollars?
Jean: How?
Erik: I need someone to take the fall.
Charles: *distantly* Oh my god!
Lorna: What did you do?!
Erik: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Wanda: Why can’t you–
Charles: OH MY GOD!!
Pietro: Make it ten.
Erik: Done!
Charles: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Erik: You’re a good son.
Erik: *dragging Pietro out by the ear* I GOT HIM, DARLING! DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!
Charles: Name?
Scott: Scott Summers.
Charles: Sex?
Scott: . . .
Scott: Frequent?
Charles: No, which. Male, female, or–
Scott: Doesn’t matter. Both. Male and female. Sometimes together.
Jean: Just kill me now.
Alex: Y’know, there’s a lotta handsome fish in the sea.
Scott: Yeah, thanks, but I’m . . .
Hank: I thought you had such a good time with that Maximoff boy?
Scott: Yeah, uh, right now I’m looking for just female fishes exclusively. Pietro was just a–
Ororo: So you’re bi?
Scott: No, no, ‘Ro. I’m not, I’m definitely not. I’m not bi, Hank.
Hank: That’s okay.
Scott: I’m not.
Hank: I love you.
Scott: Can we just move on from this conversation?
Alex: I love my bi son.