Wait Ive Literally Thought About Silvercyclops Adopting Pyro Tooyour Mind Is Huge

Wait I’ve literally thought about silvercyclops adopting pyro too…your mind is huge

I like to think of Pietro seeing himself in Pyro, and Scott has a knack for collecting people with villainous tendencies, so they adopt him together before they even start dating. 

Darcy, Lang, Peter: When have we ever done something irresponsible Monica: I keep a list. It's alphabetised. Jimmy: You're still on a list? I'm on a file now! Summers: ...You guys still manage to keep track of your partners idiotic actions?

Jimmy: You don’t?

Scott: I did until ‘90. I had an entire filing cabinet!

Monica: Did you only meet him in ‘84?

Scott: Yes. That was only six years worth of idiotic activities by my partner. 

Scott: You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself marry the villain.

Ororo: Wait, what?!

Scott: Pietro and I got drunk after a fight so we’re Vegas married now.

Ororo: Well, how long until the divorce is finalized?

Scott: Divorce? Oro, we’ve already bought a house, adopted a turtle, and adopted a kid. We’re going all in!

Ororo: . . .

Ororo: What kid?

John: Hi!

Ororo: Hey, John. What are you doing here?

John: Visiting Dad! Ocko dropped me off.

Ororo: THE KID YOU ADOPTED IS PYRO!?

I head canon Peter and Darcy (Rachel or not) quoting memes and vines even when it doesn’t make sense. Meanwhile Scott and Monica just like: “Wanda please abduct these two idiots again”

I don’t like the Darcy/Rachel theory, but I do like the thought of Monica and Darcy meeting at a young age. Then Carol and Maria are friends with the X-Men and visit the mansion, so DarMonica both get dragged along. My AU is basically just any characters I like are friends.  Peter: Darcy!

Darcy: What the fuck, Richard! Hi, Uncle P!

Monica: Please take them away, Wanda.

Scott: Please. Any universe is good.

Wanda: Don’t look at me!

Wanda: *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*  I’m very different from the cishet whitewashed Wanda who abducted my brother last time!

Scott: Who is she talking to?

Monica: There’s a cishet whitewashed Wanda?

Wanda: Earth-199999 was the earth whose Wanda stole Peter. Earth-199999′s Wanda is white, not trans, and straight.

Monica: Weird. 

Alex: Like this tweet for a “I secretly think”. Alex: @Twinkies-Are-4Ever I secretly think your boyfriend is way too good for you. Peter: I didn’t like. And it’s not a very good secret considering you tell me that every time we met. Scott: You WHAT?? ALEX WTF??? Alex: You really believed me when I was playing a game of one sided Chinese whisper with him? Hank: It’s four am everyone please just log off and go to bed.

This inspired me, so sorry it took so long. The post is here.

So... Did the guy that hit on Rachel live?

He lived because he was lucky enough that Pietro was there. If Pietro and Jean hadn’t both been there to hold Jubilee back, he would be dead.