So... Did The Guy That Hit On Rachel Live?

So... Did the guy that hit on Rachel live?

He lived because he was lucky enough that Pietro was there. If Pietro and Jean hadn’t both been there to hold Jubilee back, he would be dead. 

Pyro: One time my guardians were having a heated argument in the car. Pietro said something that angered Scott and Scott threw his Eurythmics tape out the window with rage. Pietro looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it in the player.

Bobby: Babe. . .

Rogue: How are we cousins and I’ve never heard that story?

Darcy, Lang, Peter: When have we ever done something irresponsible Monica: I keep a list. It's alphabetised. Jimmy: You're still on a list? I'm on a file now! Summers: ...You guys still manage to keep track of your partners idiotic actions?

Jimmy: You don’t?

Scott: I did until ‘90. I had an entire filing cabinet!

Monica: Did you only meet him in ‘84?

Scott: Yes. That was only six years worth of idiotic activities by my partner. 

Scott: You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself marry the villain.

Ororo: Wait, what?!

Scott: Pietro and I got drunk after a fight so we’re Vegas married now.

Ororo: Well, how long until the divorce is finalized?

Scott: Divorce? Oro, we’ve already bought a house, adopted a turtle, and adopted a kid. We’re going all in!

Ororo: . . .

Ororo: What kid?

John: Hi!

Ororo: Hey, John. What are you doing here?

John: Visiting Dad! Ocko dropped me off.

Ororo: THE KID YOU ADOPTED IS PYRO!?

Luna: Deflate your ego John, you are not the best child. Pyro: Oh yeah? Dads, who’s your favorite child? Nate: Oh come one, parents don’t have a favorite- Peter and Scott: John

Nate: What?!

Pietro: He’s adopted.

Luna: So?

Scott: So we chose to have him as our child.

Pietro: You guys were obviously planned with surrogates, but we had to raise you. John was eight when we adopted him, so the hard part was over. 

Pyro: I knew it! Thanks, Dad, Ocko!

I don’t personally believe this theory, simply because I love Darcy as Darcy. If this did happen, Darcy/Rachel would say something along the lines of “I’m a lesbian with two moms. Figure it out.” So now everyone is confused. Jubilee had been on a mission and came into say hi, the second Darcy/Rachel saw her she rushed over and gave Jubilee a hug. The pieces finally snap together in Jean’s mind, so she grabs her brother by the ear and drags him outside. And whisper yells “YOU BROUGHT JUBILATION AND I’S ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CHILD BACK!?” Peter’s response is, “Thank god she’s not your’s and Scott’s. Now I can keep dating him.” “You two are dating!?” “Shit! We can talk about it later.” “Damn, this is why he was so pissed about the girlfriend thing.” So now they’ve got to tell everyone else who Darcy/Rachel is. And explain to Scott that he isn’t being cheated on.