Lorna: Alright. Its Hard To Keep Track Of Whos Marrying Who And Whos Adopting Who, So To Keep Things

Lorna: Alright. It’s hard to keep track of who’s marrying who and who’s adopting who, so to keep things simple, I made a family tree. | Lorna: *holds up a paper with a bunch of scribbles on it. | Lorna: Alright, Peter, you are my wife. | Lorna: Oh sorry, I made a mistake. | | Lorna: I spelled ‘disappointment to the entire family’ as ‘wife’

Peter: A common mistake, it should be D.T.T.E.F.

Luna: I don’t think Ocko is a disappointment! I’m part of the family! He’s not a disappointment, right Dad?

Scott: Sweetie, yesterday we had to remind him how to work a flashlight, while he was grading physics homework. He’s smart, but he is a disappointment.  Peter: Exactly, Miláčik.

Pietro: Wanda? I . . . I am attracted to men as well as women, I am attracted to everyone.

Wanda: I am aware.

Pietro: I am dating Scott Summers.

Wanda: . . .

Wanda:

Ororo: What is Scott to you?

Pietro: He is the reason that I wake up in the morning.

Ororo: Aw, that’s nice!

Scott: *barging into their bedroom that morning* WAKE UP HONEY! WAKE THE FUCK UP! I SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE AGAIN! I WAS TRYING TO MAKE CEREAL!! WHY DO YOU STILL LET ME COOK!?!?!?!

Ororo: Wow, I didn’t know that you’re bi.

Scott: What? Just because I wear flannel I’m bi?

Ororo: That’s not what–

Scott: Just because I like making weird voices and my own sound effects when telling a story?

Alex: No one thinks–

Scott: Just because I cry while watching Queer Eye?

Ororo: We get it, you’re not–

Scott: Just because I slept with Pietro a couple of times that makes me bi!

Alex: Fine, you’ve made your–

Alex: Wait, what?!

Scott: Just because I use hair products and can’t sit in a chair properly?

Ororo: No, go back to that last part.

Jean: Jubilee’s chapstick tastes real nice.

Scott: You two kissed?

Jean: What! No-

Jubilee: She ate it.

Jean: *facepalms*

please don’t go

Focus: Scott

TW: None Apply

Wordcount: 1045

Read it on AO3 here

Note: In which Scott comes across a young X-23 packing her bags, preparing to run off. — This fic is part of a personal AU of X-Men Evolution being worked on by my friends and I. In it, Laura accepted Logan’s offer to stay at the institute (which actually happened earlier in season 2). This fic is a glimpse into what it was like.

(this was actually beta’d by the lovely @incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes :D. I wouldn’t love it as much as I do if it weren’t for them <3)

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