Lorna: Alright. Its Hard To Keep Track Of Whos Marrying Who And Whos Adopting Who, So To Keep Things

Lorna: Alright. It’s hard to keep track of who’s marrying who and who’s adopting who, so to keep things simple, I made a family tree. | Lorna: *holds up a paper with a bunch of scribbles on it. | Lorna: Alright, Peter, you are my wife. | Lorna: Oh sorry, I made a mistake. | | Lorna: I spelled ‘disappointment to the entire family’ as ‘wife’

Peter: A common mistake, it should be D.T.T.E.F.

Luna: I don’t think Ocko is a disappointment! I’m part of the family! He’s not a disappointment, right Dad?

Scott: Sweetie, yesterday we had to remind him how to work a flashlight, while he was grading physics homework. He’s smart, but he is a disappointment.  Peter: Exactly, Miláčik.

Rogue: Can you help me? I’m having guy trouble.

Jean: I haven’t dated a man in fifteen years.

Jubilee: I haven’t dated a man since I met Jean.

Ororo: I don’t feel romantic or sexual attraction.

Irene: Ren was in their female form when I met them.

Raven: Seduce him, take his money, and kill him.

Scott: NONE OF THAT! Come on, Rogue, I’m going to help you get a boyfriend.

Pietro: Do I have something on my face?

Scott: What?

Pietro: You have been staring at me for at least ten minutes.

Scott: Oh, uh, no. There’s nothing on your face.

Pietro: Then why are you staring at me?

Scott: Honestly?

Pietro: Yes.

Scott: I just really want to play with your hair.

Scott: Hey, Emma. It’s me, Scott.

Emma: I don’t know where Pietro is. I can try to call him?

Scott: No, I’m not looking for my better half.

Rogue: Raven and Irene didn’t raise a quitter but they did raise a homosexual idiot.

Kurt: More than one.

Pietro: Wanda? I . . . I am attracted to men as well as women, I am attracted to everyone.

Wanda: I am aware.

Pietro: I am dating Scott Summers.

Wanda: . . .

Wanda: