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Luna: Deflate your ego John, you are not the best child. Pyro: Oh yeah? Dads, who’s your favorite child? Nate: Oh come one, parents don’t have a favorite- Peter and Scott: John
Nate: What?!
Pietro: He’s adopted.
Luna: So?
Scott: So we chose to have him as our child.
Pietro: You guys were obviously planned with surrogates, but we had to raise you. John was eight when we adopted him, so the hard part was over.
Pyro: I knew it! Thanks, Dad, Ocko!
This is weird but could you do some silvercyclops wedding planning headcanons please?
Of course!
-They had adopted Pyro in 1990, and had two children together through surrogates after that. So Pyro is thirty three, Luna is twenty one, and Nate is seventeen when gay marriage is legalized.
-Pyro is the one who calls them asking when the wedding is. “Ocko, when will the svadba(wedding) be? I’m bringing Bobby.”
-They weren’t planning on marrying, they’re fifty eight and sixty four, for fuck’s sake. But after some cajoling(mainly from Ororo and their kids) they agree to have the ceremony at the manor.
-To the surprise of others, both are very worried about it. They’ve been partners for thirty five years and they want the other to have the most beautiful wedding possible. -They get binders with detailed plans from Kurt, Ororo, Irene, Jubilee, Pyro, Luna, Wanda, Jean, and most surprisingly, Logan. When asked why he made it he said, “It’s about time you fuckers got married.” He won’t mention anymore details.
-They go tux shopping together. Scott’s is a classic black on white, with a grey bow tie. Pietro’s is a part of his mother’s Sokovian wedding dress transformed into a jacket, and a pair of grey pants.
-They went wedding ring shopping separately. Scott brought Ororo and Jean with him, and they ended up finding a silver ring with a band of black in the middle of it. He gets it inscribed with the phrase, “Sweet dreams are made of this,” a call back to the music they bonded over. Pietro took Jubilee, and they find a simple, gold ring. He inscribed this with “Miláčik, Milujem ťa,” Sokovian for “Darling, I love you.”
-They spend the night before cuddling in bed, recalling all they’ve done together throughout the years. -Pietro is walked down the aisle by Charles, Erik, and Marya. All kiss his cheek before they give him away.
-Scott is walked down by Alex and Hank.
-Nate is their flower person.
-Scott’s groomspeople are Luna, Ororo, Shogo, Jean, Bobby, and Kurt.
-Pietro’s are Pyro, Ellie Camacho(Luna’s partner), Rachel, Jubilee, Warren, and Rogue.
-The ceremony is about forty five minutes long, on the front lawn of the manor, and the happiest day of Scott and Pietro’s lives.
Ellie: Mr Maximoff’s, Both of you, I have something big to tell you. Peter: Kid, you know you can say anything to us. We’ve known you for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our amazing relationship. Ellie: Great! Thanks! Well, the thing is, I’m dating Luna. Peter: ... Ellie: Mr Maximoff? Scott: Peter? Peter: YOU ARE SO DEAD
Scott: Er, excuse us for a moment, Ellie.
Pietro: SHE WILL NOT!! MYSLÍTE SI, ŽE BY STE MOHLI PRÍSŤ, A VYHLASUJETE, ŽE STE S NAŠIM MALÝM DIEVČATOM?! VEDIA TVOJI OTCOVIA?!(DO YOU THINK YOU COULD COME AND DECLARE THAT YOU ARE WITH OUR LITTLE GIRL?! DO YOUR FATHERS KNOW?!)
Scott: *drags him out of the room*
Ellie: *can hear arguing and. . . was that a punch? They both seem relatively calm when they come back*
Scott: Now that that’s sorted out-
Pietro: Welcome to the family, Ellie!
Three hours later
Ellie: -and then I heard them fighting! After they did that they came out and said welcome to the family! Did they do that for you?
Bobby: Yeah, but they figured John and I would be a package deal so Mr. Maximoff didn’t argue as much. Ellie: Huh. Perks of dating the adopted kid, I guess.
Lorna: Alright. It’s hard to keep track of who’s marrying who and who’s adopting who, so to keep things simple, I made a family tree. | Lorna: *holds up a paper with a bunch of scribbles on it. | Lorna: Alright, Peter, you are my wife. | Lorna: Oh sorry, I made a mistake. | | Lorna: I spelled ‘disappointment to the entire family’ as ‘wife’
Peter: A common mistake, it should be D.T.T.E.F.
Luna: I don’t think Ocko is a disappointment! I’m part of the family! He’s not a disappointment, right Dad?
Scott: Sweetie, yesterday we had to remind him how to work a flashlight, while he was grading physics homework. He’s smart, but he is a disappointment. Peter: Exactly, Miláčik.
Cable: Let's play Two Truths and a Lie. I'll start: my hair is brown, I’m from the future, and Scott's my biological dad. Scott: I think you should make it a little more challenging. Peter: Baby, his hair is silver… Scott: WAIT YOU'RE MY WHAT???
Scott: WHO’S YOUR MOM?!?
Cable: I’m gonna be honest, for the first twenty years of my life I thought it was Peter.
Peter: . . . what?
Cable: Look, I’m not that smart. I also have two older siblings that I met after being abducted. Logically, the conclusion was that Peter’s my mom. Well, we all called you Ocko.
Scott: Yeah, you’re definitely my son.
Peter: We have three kids in the future?!
Cable: That I know of.
Scott: I am a simple person.
Scott: I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of soup. I leave.
John: Technically if you eat them all at once it’s one serving!
Scott: . . .
Scott: I like the way you think, Kid.
Pietro: NO!
Pietro: “Get married and have kids,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.
Nate: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
John: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Luna: It’s called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER.
Scott: JOHN LITERALLY HAS A FIRE MUTATION! JUST CONTROL IT!
Pietro: Don’t. Don’t if you value your sanity.
Nate: Any chance that’s for me?
John: It’s for Ocko. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.
Luna: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
John: Luna’s at Olympic and Twentieth? That’s the old salvage yard where kids go to get high.
Scott: What?! We’re going there right now!
Pietro: Wait. Are you sure, John?
John: Ocko, I’m going to answer and then I’m gonna walk away. Deal?
Pietro: Deal.
John: I’m 420% sure.
Pietro: . . .
Scott: Wow, he’s bad at math!
Pietro: Reporters always ask us how we manage three kids with such different mutations so easily.
Scott: The secret is, we don’t. We have no control of them whatsoever.
Pietro: Earlier, Nate called my name and when I went to see what was going on, John shot me in the throat with a nerf gun before Luna tackled me to the floor.