Scott: I Really Need To Start Dating Again.

Scott: I really need to start dating again.

Charles: Based on your last ten thousand comments, your ideal partner would be Jean’s head on Pietro’s body.

Scott: Or vice versa!

Rogue: Raven and Irene didn’t raise a quitter but they did raise a homosexual idiot.

Kurt: More than one.

Pietro: Do I have something on my face?

Scott: What?

Pietro: You have been staring at me for at least ten minutes.

Scott: Oh, uh, no. There’s nothing on your face.

Pietro: Then why are you staring at me?

Scott: Honestly?

Pietro: Yes.

Scott: I just really want to play with your hair.

Jubilee: While you were in that other universe a lot happened. Jean was the Dark Phoenix, Wanda found out that her twins were reincarnated, and I think Charles is dating Erik, again.

Scott: Wow . . . uh, Pietro is an Avenger now and we moved in together.

Pietro: No, we didn’t.

Scott: But we’re gonna.

Scott: Jealousy? I have no need for such base, infantile nonsense. My partner and I are as solid as the rose quartz my glasses are made of.

Crystal: *looks vaguely in Pietro’s direction*

Scott: I THINK THE FUCK NOT!!

Charles: God, there are so many bloody ways you can fuck up children!

Erik: At least we didn’t overpraise our kids.

Charles: . . .

Erik: Right?

Charles: . . . r i g h t . . .