A Chuckle Can Be Heard As One Bleiss Schnee Walks In. Her Twin Axes While Seeming Clean, Reeked With

A chuckle can be heard as one Bleiss schnee walks in. her twin axes while seeming clean, reeked with the stench of blood.

Bleiss: hi there. Now dont think theres gonna be any negotiating. You see you kidnapped my husband, threw him in this cramped dusty hut, and proceed to torture him. All just for me to come here, just to get back my darling, only to have to massacre your men, which stained my poor axes.

Everyone was quiet as jaune just smiled warmly at Bleiss, with the woman smiling back at him before continuing.

Bleiss: so after all that, I've made up my mind, I'll just kill you, take my darling husband, and then burn this filthy hut to the ground.

The goons were practically shitting themselves as jaune just simply spoke to the group of thugs.

Jaune: this is what happens when you kidnap someone who has a wife that is more than willing that is more than willing to be the shit out of you.

One branwen tribe massacre later:

Jaune and Bleiss were walking away as jaune carried her bridal style.

Jaune: how was that meeting with your sister.

Bleiss: well we had to cut it short after Nora called us that you got kidnapped. And yang calling Weiss about how she noticed some weird activity going on in one of the branwen tribes camps. Me and her put two and two together. But outside of you getting kidnapped. I enjoyed today, it was nice having a normal conversation with Weiss again..

Jaune: I'm glad honey.. it's nice to know you and her are getting along again.

Bleiss: thanks dear. But your making me dinner!

Jaune: sure thing sweetheart, want me to feed it to you in bed?

Bleiss just chuckled and wrapped her arms around him before lovingly kissing him.

Today was good day.. except for raven who didn't even know what the fuck that camp did until yang told her.

Jaune: *Beat up and tied to a chair* Gentlemen, Gentlemen! Let's be Civil about this. Let's make a deal!

Jaune: You Surrender, and you don't die. How does That sound?

Branwen Tribe: And how do you intend to kill us?

Jaune: Oh no, I won't kill you. But My spouse can! Say Hi Honey!

*Someone drops behind the crowd*

Having to reblogs this because I accidentally deleted the original, I'm sorry everyone.

Paladin? No no.. house husband.

Jaune is currently cooking up dinner as he talks to his partner.

Jaune: so me and my friends were playing some Gungeons and Grimm and we were selecting our classes, I wanted to play a paladin but then Neptune suggested I play a house husband, which I know was a joke but-

He turns to his partner wearing a white apron with the words "worlds Greatest stay at home dad" on it.

Jaune: I don't get why he suggested it. Why do you think so?

Imagine your jaune otp.

What's ya type?

("wow another otp post? How original. What's next getting on your knees and begging for reblogs?".. fuck you.)

Neptune reclined in his chair as he, Ren, Sun, and jaune were taking a break mid session of Gungeons and Grimm. Neptune grabbed a can of Prof. Spicer.

Neptune: alright guys. This is an extremely important question.

Jaune: what is it?

Sun: it isn't that stupid "woman or tree" thing again is it? I nearly got my head torn off for answering it.

Ren: that's because you chose neither. You said and I quote "id rather have a persimmon"

Neptune: guys! Quit thinking about history. I'm saving that for drunk philosophy night. The question is, what type of man or woman is your type? Starting with you Jaune, answer correctly and maybe your character will survive this campaign.

Ren: you realize I'm the gm right?

Neptune: ah right, well regardless answer the question.

Jaune: well-

Jaunes scroll started buzzing as he answered it.

How does your jaune otp respond?

Curse technique: S.H.U.T. (Shutting. Heathens. Up. Today.)

"Glitch's technique automaticly causes anyone who it hits to witness the door being slammed in their face. Shutting them up".

I don't need the waifu wars.. not yet.

I'm saving that for when people start arguing who's the better ice themed waifu, winter or neo.

Alright I'm gone

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...

My boy! My baby noodle...

Where's my shotgun! I'm gonna fuckin murder someone!

I'm gonna riddle their entire fuckin body with every shell I got, and with every fiber of my fuckin being I'm gonna-

Glitch has been banned for being bat shit insane.

I dunno man… blorbo needs a bandaid

It's actually more funny because the inverse is true.

The wasps just don't shut up about how "bad" Blacksun (kinda like my blind hatred for py- no.. no this doesn't need to end with me sounding like a giant baby).

The reason why it's funny is because honestly neither ship is bad the only reason there is so much bad blood between fans is because of people like the wasps who choose to represent the entirety of bmblb when they actually aren't, spreading their hate (more accurately stupidity but semantics) and thus poking at blacksun fans who retaliate. Which isn't appropriate but understandable. But regardless that retaliation just leads to normal bmblb fans to assume that Blacksun fans are toxic.

It's an interesting yet also paradoxically annoying cycle of provoke, attack, and retaliate.

This is why I will constantly say that this fandom acts like a bunch of fucking toddlers when it comes to community interactions. We can get along we just refuse to.

Number of Days Blacksun Shippers Go Without Obsessing over Bmblb and Bmblb shippers:

0