Curse Technique: S.H.U.T. (Shutting. Heathens. Up. Today.)

Curse technique: S.H.U.T. (Shutting. Heathens. Up. Today.)

"Glitch's technique automaticly causes anyone who it hits to witness the door being slammed in their face. Shutting them up".

I don't need the waifu wars.. not yet.

I'm saving that for when people start arguing who's the better ice themed waifu, winter or neo.

Alright I'm gone

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...

A chuckle can be heard as one Bleiss schnee walks in. her twin axes while seeming clean, reeked with the stench of blood.

Bleiss: hi there. Now dont think theres gonna be any negotiating. You see you kidnapped my husband, threw him in this cramped dusty hut, and proceed to torture him. All just for me to come here, just to get back my darling, only to have to massacre your men, which stained my poor axes.

Everyone was quiet as jaune just smiled warmly at Bleiss, with the woman smiling back at him before continuing.

Bleiss: so after all that, I've made up my mind, I'll just kill you, take my darling husband, and then burn this filthy hut to the ground.

The goons were practically shitting themselves as jaune just simply spoke to the group of thugs.

Jaune: this is what happens when you kidnap someone who has a wife that is more than willing that is more than willing to be the shit out of you.

One branwen tribe massacre later:

Jaune and Bleiss were walking away as jaune carried her bridal style.

Jaune: how was that meeting with your sister.

Bleiss: well we had to cut it short after Nora called us that you got kidnapped. And yang calling Weiss about how she noticed some weird activity going on in one of the branwen tribes camps. Me and her put two and two together. But outside of you getting kidnapped. I enjoyed today, it was nice having a normal conversation with Weiss again..

Jaune: I'm glad honey.. it's nice to know you and her are getting along again.

Bleiss: thanks dear. But your making me dinner!

Jaune: sure thing sweetheart, want me to feed it to you in bed?

Bleiss just chuckled and wrapped her arms around him before lovingly kissing him.

Today was good day.. except for raven who didn't even know what the fuck that camp did until yang told her.

Jaune: *Beat up and tied to a chair* Gentlemen, Gentlemen! Let's be Civil about this. Let's make a deal!

Jaune: You Surrender, and you don't die. How does That sound?

Branwen Tribe: And how do you intend to kill us?

Jaune: Oh no, I won't kill you. But My spouse can! Say Hi Honey!

*Someone drops behind the crowd*

This was a while ago because uh.. I sent this ask (yes I'm a harem hating ass mothafucker. )

I'm surprised this got answered at all.. and the fact I used anonymous.

Now off I go to spread heresy.

Confession #216

Having to reblogs this because I accidentally deleted the original, I'm sorry everyone.

Paladin? No no.. house husband.

Jaune is currently cooking up dinner as he talks to his partner.

Jaune: so me and my friends were playing some Gungeons and Grimm and we were selecting our classes, I wanted to play a paladin but then Neptune suggested I play a house husband, which I know was a joke but-

He turns to his partner wearing a white apron with the words "worlds Greatest stay at home dad" on it.

Jaune: I don't get why he suggested it. Why do you think so?

Imagine your jaune otp.

A tad wee'd aswell.

So like here's a fun fact, so with the apparent proof that I don't like how bmblb was handled and the fact I ship dragonslayer and Blacksun you may assume i just hold a deep hatred towards bmblb.. no actually. It's much weirder

So I don't hate bmblb, which you'd think I would and I wouldn't blame you. But I'm more neutral. I wouldn't touch this ship with a ten foot poll but that's more due to the fear of fucking up when it comes to writing them.. plus also because I'm a straight man who has admitted he can't write women to save his ass and especially sucks at writing queer characters. So you can imagine how intimidating it is to write a combination of both.

But alas my incompetence has come to humiliate me.. because I'm gonna try and write a short bmblb fic.. like really short, like Tumblr fic-

"OK WE FUCKING GET IT."

Alright fine I'll get to the meat and potatoes.

I wanna write like one bmblb fic, but to be honest?

Writing Blake and yang is fucking intimidating. Especially writing their relationship.

I say this because I'm a guy right? Straight one too, so I feel like I'm walking a fine line on making it seem I actually care about writing their relationship.. and fetishizing their relationship which.. ya know it isn't exactly a decent thing to do regardless of gender or sexuality.

But that's all.

The Cardin family is a fuckin mess of a family tree post Alexanders birth... Because Alexanders brother is Lucius's uncle on his mother's side.. technically. I ain't going into it.

But that piece of trivia means lucius is a cardinal.. well only on the family tree. Because yeah the world of Nexus is fuckin WEIRD.