Curse Technique: S.H.U.T. (Shutting. Heathens. Up. Today.)

Curse technique: S.H.U.T. (Shutting. Heathens. Up. Today.)

"Glitch's technique automaticly causes anyone who it hits to witness the door being slammed in their face. Shutting them up".

I don't need the waifu wars.. not yet.

I'm saving that for when people start arguing who's the better ice themed waifu, winter or neo.

Alright I'm gone

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...

Yu-Gi-Oh master duel.

Crime: playing a non meta deck and creating cards to use in duels.

"I'm cooked."

A tad wee'd aswell.

So like here's a fun fact, so with the apparent proof that I don't like how bmblb was handled and the fact I ship dragonslayer and Blacksun you may assume i just hold a deep hatred towards bmblb.. no actually. It's much weirder

So I don't hate bmblb, which you'd think I would and I wouldn't blame you. But I'm more neutral. I wouldn't touch this ship with a ten foot poll but that's more due to the fear of fucking up when it comes to writing them.. plus also because I'm a straight man who has admitted he can't write women to save his ass and especially sucks at writing queer characters. So you can imagine how intimidating it is to write a combination of both.

But alas my incompetence has come to humiliate me.. because I'm gonna try and write a short bmblb fic.. like really short, like Tumblr fic-

"OK WE FUCKING GET IT."

Alright fine I'll get to the meat and potatoes.

I wanna write like one bmblb fic, but to be honest?

Writing Blake and yang is fucking intimidating. Especially writing their relationship.

I say this because I'm a guy right? Straight one too, so I feel like I'm walking a fine line on making it seem I actually care about writing their relationship.. and fetishizing their relationship which.. ya know it isn't exactly a decent thing to do regardless of gender or sexuality.

But that's all.

What's ya type?

("wow another otp post? How original. What's next getting on your knees and begging for reblogs?".. fuck you.)

Neptune reclined in his chair as he, Ren, Sun, and jaune were taking a break mid session of Gungeons and Grimm. Neptune grabbed a can of Prof. Spicer.

Neptune: alright guys. This is an extremely important question.

Jaune: what is it?

Sun: it isn't that stupid "woman or tree" thing again is it? I nearly got my head torn off for answering it.

Ren: that's because you chose neither. You said and I quote "id rather have a persimmon"

Neptune: guys! Quit thinking about history. I'm saving that for drunk philosophy night. The question is, what type of man or woman is your type? Starting with you Jaune, answer correctly and maybe your character will survive this campaign.

Ren: you realize I'm the gm right?

Neptune: ah right, well regardless answer the question.

Jaune: well-

Jaunes scroll started buzzing as he answered it.

How does your jaune otp respond?

Or you know, maybe not antagonize eachother like fucking toddlers.

Here's a fact for everyone, critics are more accurately Rwby fans who have certain problems with how the series is handled. Aka OPINIONS.

On the surface that's completely fine, opinions are opinions we have the right to agree and/or disagree. The problem lies In the fact this fandom just doesn't wanna get along. The entire reason RWDE and Rwbycritics exists is a by product of the fact certain people just don't want to hear differing opinions.

However that does not mean Rwde and Rwbycritics are completely in the right, there are unfortunately a small percentage of idiots who mistake criticizing for just hating... Which let me tell ya, it's annoying as fuck. Unfortunately tho those idiots are the main focus when it comes to talking about the critical side of this and why certain fans have a bias against it.

If we want the critics to stop being a "problem" we need to stop acting as if all of them are Terrible. Instead we need to understand that not every opinion is the exact same.

Also so that way I can stop using the Rwde tag because it conveys the idea that I'm a critic, which ya know is a blatant lie because I ain't got the fuckin neurons to write a fully coherent essay on my opinions about Rwby.

Obviously this sounds preachy as shit but it would be nice if this fandom didn't fight itself every five minutes. we are a fandom, we are a collective of individuals with equally valid opinions, no one here is an enemy minus the idiots who mistake criticizing for hating or you know use it as an excuse to hate instead of sharing opinions in a decent way.

Alright I'm done, I need a drink and I bet you either a critic or a rwby fan with twice as many braincells than me (or less, depends on the amount of baseless insults) arrives and completely obliterates this reblog.

Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

Rock on till ya drop, tata mothafuckers.

why are the replies in every post about rwby such a nightmare jesus christ. people really should grow a thicker skin if they want to like something that is just so bad

A chuckle can be heard as one Bleiss schnee walks in. her twin axes while seeming clean, reeked with the stench of blood.

Bleiss: hi there. Now dont think theres gonna be any negotiating. You see you kidnapped my husband, threw him in this cramped dusty hut, and proceed to torture him. All just for me to come here, just to get back my darling, only to have to massacre your men, which stained my poor axes.

Everyone was quiet as jaune just smiled warmly at Bleiss, with the woman smiling back at him before continuing.

Bleiss: so after all that, I've made up my mind, I'll just kill you, take my darling husband, and then burn this filthy hut to the ground.

The goons were practically shitting themselves as jaune just simply spoke to the group of thugs.

Jaune: this is what happens when you kidnap someone who has a wife that is more than willing that is more than willing to be the shit out of you.

One branwen tribe massacre later:

Jaune and Bleiss were walking away as jaune carried her bridal style.

Jaune: how was that meeting with your sister.

Bleiss: well we had to cut it short after Nora called us that you got kidnapped. And yang calling Weiss about how she noticed some weird activity going on in one of the branwen tribes camps. Me and her put two and two together. But outside of you getting kidnapped. I enjoyed today, it was nice having a normal conversation with Weiss again..

Jaune: I'm glad honey.. it's nice to know you and her are getting along again.

Bleiss: thanks dear. But your making me dinner!

Jaune: sure thing sweetheart, want me to feed it to you in bed?

Bleiss just chuckled and wrapped her arms around him before lovingly kissing him.

Today was good day.. except for raven who didn't even know what the fuck that camp did until yang told her.

Jaune: *Beat up and tied to a chair* Gentlemen, Gentlemen! Let's be Civil about this. Let's make a deal!

Jaune: You Surrender, and you don't die. How does That sound?

Branwen Tribe: And how do you intend to kill us?

Jaune: Oh no, I won't kill you. But My spouse can! Say Hi Honey!

*Someone drops behind the crowd*