Yoda: And These Two, Who Are?

Yoda: And these two, who are?

Ezra: I'm Ezra Bridger, my master was Ka -

Ahsoka: -leb Dume. Right, Ezra? *aggressively elbowing*

Ezra: Oh, right!

Mace: ... uh-huh... *can sense the truth in his words but also what was up with that???*

Luke: I'm Luke, Luke S -

Cal and Ahsoka, v panick: STARKILLER, HE'S LUKE STARKILLER!

Mace and Yoda, who can tell that they're being lied to: ??

Luke and Ezra: ???

Luke: Anyway I got trained by Obi wan and Yoda!

Ezra: If you count a month on a swamp planet and a few days in hyperspace as training, sure.

I know you have several time travel AUs already but consider: the last (4) Jedi wind up in the Clone Wars era.

Only one of them is an actual Jedi, half of them are romantically involved with someone (maybe even with each other if you ship skybridger), another half are extremely close with one or more Mandalorians, and none of them have had more than two years of training. And somehow THEYRE the only ones left.

The council would have a conniption.

i have a LOT of thoughts about this au but as always, gotta start with the silly

(commission info // kofi support!)

So, I didn't get a diagnosis because my doctor has never made any mental health diagnoses before but we both agree it's highly probable and if I decide I want meds for depression or ADHD she will prescribe them

No one:

Absolutely nobody:

Okay is this why we get diagnoses:

Me, full of feral energy, in the midst of a research high and being chaotic as all get out: Must. Know. All the things! *is focused intently on the one subject to know all the things about* *feels like I'm about to vibrate out of my skin when I hit a stall*

Also me, five seconds later being squirrelly as we leave family friends' house: wait is this what people mean when they talk about ADHD hyperfixations?

Thank you, ops! Now, let's stop the fighting, please? As the last stated, both have their high and low points and it's okay to like one more than the other. I personally like b o t h.

why do i like marvel so much?

i like marvel because marvel saves the civilians. iron man’s suit can only hold two passengers? he finds a way to save them all anyway. the train’s derailing? pietro maximoff, who has barely used his powers before, saves all those in the way. the city is about to collapse with everyone on it? s.h.i.e.l.d. comes in and saves every single one. marvel saves the people while dc would knock off all of gotham for the hell of it. dc collapses football stadiums and hangs people to prove a point. marvel saves everyone because they’re just as important as the heroes. that’s the real point to be proven. and that’s why i love it so much.

Kansas, off screen: What they don't seem to realize is that the Midwest hates the coasts equally

New York: this made up beef west coast people have with east coast people.

New York: why would I hate you all the way out in California when Jersey is right there?

...welp obviously that failed.

Retry?

....nah not until after I'm on my meds

... Someone's probably already said this, but if Ahsoka's training Sabine, who was also trained by Kanan...

The shatterpoint lineage has crossed over with the disaster lineage. Mace Windu must be rolling in his grave.

I am so sick of fic writers making 10-year-olds talk like babies.

I work with children and have taken numerous classes on adolescent development. Here's some of what I learned because I might actually kill someone if I read another fic where an older child is essentially a four-year-old. (No hate to anyone in particular. Children are confusing.)

(Slight trigger warning for 13 & 14 year-olds. Puberty/sex mentioned)

(Most info is from Chip Wood's Yardsticks: Child and Adolescent Development Ages 4-14)