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Three some M/M/M is how I go down.

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Hey OP can I tag this with trans tags too? Idk if that would be seen as derailing so I thought I'd ask first

I write mpreg what I don't write is mpreg smut.

if I do write a dirty story that has a intersex character in it they are treated like anyone else- I don't write mpreg smut and I never will-maybe in the past but that was before I knew what intersex was so I didn't add that to it.

I can't write a proper dirty story to save my life.

I can read one but i rather not write one- I have a untamed one and even that story isn't all that dirty.

in my books mpreg is treated like pregnancy- I don't understand why mpreg is seen as weird when it's just pregnancy but with a guy character.

What's the big deal about it.

Also if I had no way to be told otherwise it's because one no say anything and two people assume mpreg ia sexual and that's weird that you think that- I remember someone on here who was trans has a post about how people found mpreg weird when some guys like him want to have a bio child.

lets stop treating mpreg like it's this gross thing.

yeah so will i get ripped to pieces by utmv community if i say i dont want lust sans to be a slay queen wine aunt or whatever. i just want him to be hypersexual. maybe because i want to project onto him. honestly man i dont wanna see him wine aunt his way outta this i want him to be going through the same things i do. this is how it has to work. if i'm suffering he has to suffer too idc. that's what happens when i like a character.

and also like. when i say hypersexual i mean " repeated and intense sexual fantasies, urges, and behaviors that take up a lot of your time and feel as if they're beyond your control. You feel driven or have frequent urges to do certain sexual behaviors, feel a release of the tension afterward, but also feel guilt or deep regret." (definition from mayo clinic) it’s not going to just be ‘oh haha horny’ .

i cannot think of anything right now so um add on if you want. does this make sense. say yes now. and obviously. no hate to anyone who likes wine aunt lust i think that interpretation is fine i just want to project on him

trying to heal

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hi i need to vent real quick sorry

today my “best friend” (i consider her mine but im pretty sure she barely even thinks of me as a friend at all) told me that she lost her virginity (would not tell me when or with who but that’s not really relevant to why i’m upset) and i was excited for her and she told me the story and i was like YIPPEEEE GOOD FOR YOU but then as soon as she was gone i just started spiraling and i’ve been thinking nonstop for like four hours about how jealous i am of her.

i know i’m probably an asshole for thinking like that but she’s basically everything i want to be but cant. she’s pretty, smart, has a lot of friends, a ton of guys want her, she has a perfect body type, and i’ve tried to just be happy for her and not be a dick but it’s SO HARD when i’m none of those things and that’s all i’ve ever tried to achieve, but despite trying so so so hard my whole life im stuck with way below average looks, too tall, i weigh too much, im dumb, i have no real friends, the only guys who have ever been interested in me were terrible, and i just constantly feel like there’s something inherently wrong with me that prevents me from talking to other people and making and keeping friends and being happy in general. like i haven’t been outright bullied very much but i get treated pretty badly in general and im so fucking sick of it.

even if i wanted to have sex, i cant. i absolutely wouldn’t be opposed to it if it was the right person. i think about it pretty often, and it’s just something i want so bad. but there’s the problem of finding someone who would even want to have sex with me in the first place (impossible) and who isn’t the absolute scum of the earth (double impossible)

and it’s not even just about boys, either. i have no actual fucking friends. anyone i say is my friend really isn’t, they’re just school friends who don’t care about me at all. there’s a friend group that i say im in, but im not. im not in the group chat, i dont get invited to hangouts, and when they talk about the group they say “the five of us” even though there are six people in the group including me. a lot of times when i talk, they just flat out ignore me or give short ass responses and then talk about themselves.

idk i know that no one is gonna read this whole thing and nobody gives a fuck but i just feel so unlovable and i have my entire life and im sick of living like this. i genuinely hate my life so much, my family doesn’t care about me, i’ve lost so so so many friends for no apparent reason and the ones i do have aren’t even my friends, the only boys i’ve ever dated have been complete assholes.

at lunch today one of my friends said “out of the five of us, who do you guys think would be most likely to get pregnant first?” and i wasn’t even and option. nobody could ever conceivable want me, and it was unspoken that it wasn’t even considered possible for me to have sex.

it’s like im always either a second choice or not even a choice at all. for once i just wanna be someone’s first option. i wanna be loved for the first time in my life.

Remus: So, I'm a werewolf.

James: Are you fucking serious?

Remus: Irrelevant to the subject at hand, but yes.

James: ...

James: What?

Sirius: *jazz hands*

Harry, angrily: Fuck me.

Draco: *mumbles* If you really want me to.

Harry: What?

Draco: I SAID ‘AS IF ANYONE WOULD EVEN WANT TO.’

What is it with people sexualising modest and celibate women? (Particularly nuns and muslims) Like seriously, even if I run away to a convent the second I get baptised I will still be considered sexy by some creep. Modesty is holy and dressing up in a nun costume and shamelessly sinning while doing so is blasphemy! Even if you’re atheist and don’t care about blasphemy it’s just simply disgusting and disrespectful to these women and inherently sexist. Leave the sisters in peace!

I just wanna preface that therapists* are thoughtful and very helpful, I have changed therapists from a youth therapist and a behavioral therapist, I saw my youth therapist for the last time a few days ago (my “Mental health day”) and today I saw a my new one, her name was Chloe (already off to a bad start because my babysitter 1/2 of my rapists was named Chloe, not the same person though) my youth babysitter was a dude though so I was already pretty nervous that I had to share the origins of my episodes with a new person much less a thirty something year old girl. When I told him about my father (2/2 of my rapists) she looked confused and said, “Not to offend you but, I feel like you’re father would have rather raped your sister rather than you.” (this is when I started getting suspicious) I said no and explained how my sister was less than five years old when I was thirteen (I was thirteen when my father started) and that he was a pervert but not perverted enough to fuck a toddler, she wrote something down (Fucked if I know what it was) and about a half hour later (I paid for a full day/3 hours) I was telling her about my babysitter and how she would tie me to the bed and force herself on me…and this bitch said “Well you know women cant rape men right?” And pulled out the “if it gets hard that means that you secretly wanted it” I wanted to cry, but I somehow didn’t and I ignored her and continued for another hour, I told her how my social skills and behavior had physically reverted back to an adolescent state (Adolescent as in 13-16 years not like a ten year old) and she decided that she was done and just simply said “I don’t deal with people diagnosed with “age regression” they’re all just pedos” I started to cry, a lot to the point that another therapist from the room over decided to come in, I ran to my car and sat there for a few minutes before deciding to drive home, not to my dorm, but to my mom’s house in New Mexico, my dorm is in Fort Collins in Colorado at CSU. and I just got back, no surprise I’m not going to another therapist any time soon. 💜

I had this recurring lewd fantasy about Kankri Vantas becoming a frat boy :3 let me tell you all about it!!

Kankri was minding his own business, being a femboy preaching the politically correct agenda, all was well, until the frat boys attacked. They spiked Kankri's drink with a magical compound, and before he realized it, he felt way hornier! Kankri couldn't stop himself from oogling a cute girl...or two!

He tried to calm himself down, but quickly realized something was off, on his head resided a baseball cap turned around, Kankri felt disgusted at this imagery, and tried to take it off, but it refused!!

He felt hot all over his body, hornier than before, oh jegus he wanted to fuck some women~ he resisted the urges, and realized his muscles had grown significantly as this was happening! In fact, his clothes were changing as well, his long pants became way shorter, to the point that they could barely keep his erection from showing! His sweater turned into a red gym shirt that showed his newly found bulk! And his bulge grew a size or two as well~~

He felt his...head change too...he had trouble thinking, who even was Kankri? He felt like a whole new boy, someone more daring...someone more abrasive...someone who wanted to shag the first woman he came across!!

Ahem, as you can see, this is but a vague outline of the scenario, but the end result is the point, Kankri is now a sexy frat boy who has vastly changed, but still keeps some characteristics of his old self, such as PCness and being a bit of a femboy :3

What do y'all think? Anything you would want to add?

I am so sick of fic writers making 10-year-olds talk like babies.

I work with children and have taken numerous classes on adolescent development. Here's some of what I learned because I might actually kill someone if I read another fic where an older child is essentially a four-year-old. (No hate to anyone in particular. Children are confusing.)

(Slight trigger warning for 13 & 14 year-olds. Puberty/sex mentioned)

(Most info is from Chip Wood's Yardsticks: Child and Adolescent Development Ages 4-14)

pls yell at me about having unprotected sex pls i’ve been slacking sm and it doesn’t feel important to me anymore oops

LET ME FUCKING TELL YALL. ABOUT SAFE SEX.

- IF YOU HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH ONE PERSON YOU’RE HAVING SEX WITH ALL THEIR PARTNERS. which doesn’t sound bad bc you know they have good taste (obviously if they’re sleeping with you duh) but if you’re the upgrade what the FUCK were they coming from yk??? “If you play with trash, you’re gonna get dirty.” - Kie’s dad.

- STDs AND STIs ARE FUCKING UNCOMFY. LIKE, ITCHY EVERYWHERE. BURNING CROTCH. IT BURNS TO PEE. PUS. FROM YOUR COCK OR VAGINA. DISGUSTING. SWELLING UGH EW. YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YOU HAVE STDs FOR UP TO TWO WEEKS. and it’d be kinda mean if you gave someone an STD so please don’t

- LITERALLY IT’S SO EASY TO GET FREE CONDOMS GUYS. TYPE YOUR ZIPCODE INTO THIS WEBSITE AND IT’LL SHOW YOU THE CLOSEST PLACE TO GET FREE CONDOMS NEAR YOU. for guys and gals and nonbinary pals who have vaginas and like others with vaginas, dental dams are also a thing.

- P R E G N A N C Y. THE BIGGEST FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL EVER. CHILDREN ARE LOUD. AND MESSY. AND SO EXPENSIVE. THEY NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION. THEY WONT EAT WHEN YOU WANT THEM TO. YOU’LL CHANGE THOUSANDS OF DIAPERS. YOU’LL HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO BRING THEM TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN THEY HAVE A FEVER OF 103 AND THEN PAY FOR THE HOSPITAL BILLS. PREGNANCY IS PAINFUL. CHILDREN ARE ALSO ASSHOLES.

- PULLING OUT DOESNT WORK. PRECUM CAN CONTAINS TRACES OF SEMEN WHICH CAN MAKE ITS WAY INTO THE EGGS.

- PLEASE DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WITH A PENIS WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM. THEY ARE LIARS. OR HAVE DANGEROUSLY HUMONGOUS DICKS THAT SHOULD REALLY GET IT CHECKED OUT BECAUSE AT THAT RATE IT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK. IT’LL BE LIKE  A THIRD FUCKING LEG DUDE HONESTLY.

- FOR YALL ON BIRTH CONTROL, MISSING A PILL CAN SET YOU BACK THREE DAYS

- GUYS. PORN IS FREE. PORNHUB IS FREE. XHAMSTER IS FREE. SMUT IS FREE. EVEN YOUTUBE HAS SOME SUGGESTIVE AUDIOS THAT MIGHT RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS. i mean during quarantine you shouldn’t be fuckin anyway. why not get to know yourself a little better. you’re home all day with nothing to do. why not have some fun.

so, in short... be safe. have fun. do the do. but don’t do it at the cost of your health or the next eighteen years of your life. children never go away. like, ever. just jack off. mutual masturbation. phone sex. zoom sex. skype sex. anyway, big love, guys. 

pitaparka, out.

reblog to cum in prev's throat

chat . chat did i cook/j

⚠️(TW: BRIGHT COLORS, MENTIONS OF DRUGS AND SEX)

(Lyrics from Limbo by Freddie Dredd, OCs besides Lucky by @shadow-9x , @cosmic-corporation , and my brother Ziggy!)

I'm not biromantic, but I'm close? I'm neptunic, so I like girls and enby-spec people.

I knew I was ace because basically, everyone my age around me found kissing and being in relationships to be appealing, and I was like, "That's kind of weird, guys."

Also, I never saw the appeal of kissing with tongue. Does that actually feel good? I can't imagine that it does.

Let's not even get started with sex. I'm a minor, so I'm definitely not having sex, but I don't want to when I'm older. I don't see why people like it so much, or why people want to have it. Yeah, they say it feels good, but I can't imagine it feeling good, at all. It feels kind of gross to me.

Asexuality is a spectrum, so lots of different aces will have lots of different views on sex and stuff like that, but these are my experiences.

Asexual biromantics, at what point did you realize you were ace?

Just asking for…reasons…

MAJOR CONTENT WARNING: MASTURBATION AND SEX TOY MENTIONS

Is it weird that I get horny to me penetrating myself with a sex toy while staring at a makeup mirror pointed directly at my privates or am I okay? /genq

what have I become so hot for if there’s no one to admire me?

aka wouldn’t I be even hotter with your cum smeared over my tummy?

okay okay I have a super blazed idea (and before you say nana, smoking three days in row? I say: it’s cause I’m under fucked!)

you take me on a date. you choose the place and my food and my underwear. we return home and you roll me a pretty joint, help me smoke the whole thing, let me grind against your thighs the whole time.

you undress me and get me on the bed on my tummy all spread out. then you start asking me questions. trivia, of a sort. for the first round, you spank me for every question answered wrong. now mind you, I am stoned and horny and my thoughts are all soft and blurry, so I get a few wrong but that’s okay. You turn me on my back and start eating me out. This round, already more difficult, you bite my clit for every wrong question. I’m already less focused and I make more mistakes. The next round, you stop thrusting inside of me, the round after that I get my nipples clamped or my clit slapped or my throat squeezed or whatever strikes your fancy. Can go on for as long as you have questions prepared or I simply pass out.

Any takers?