Dont Forget His Plums!

Don’t forget his plums!

Things Bucky Barnes Deserves

Pls in the first one they were all gonna run in different directions 😂✋ AND LOOK AT SAM HOW HE WAS RUNNIN' 🤣🤣🤣

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)

I wish they added that Easter egg. Although tbh I probably would've cried a lil bit when I found out, bc it's another way HYDRA changed Bucky 😭

Missed opportunity for a (very sadly real) historical easter egg in TFA was to have Sebastian Stan wear brown contacts for the first part of the movie before Bucky got the serum.

(because there were Nazi experiments done during the holocaust to try to give people, especially Jewish people, blue eyes)

He finally got the arm y’all! 😆🥳

Nebula really went to earth to steal a semi-stable 106 year old’s prosthetic arm.

A few days before:

Nebula, chasing Bucky around the boat: GIVE ME YOUR ARM BARNES

Bucky, frantically running around the boat: NO WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED IT

Nebula: FOR THE RACCOONS CHRISTMAS PRESENT!

Sam, eating popcorn: Punch his shoulder a few times, it’ll fall right off.

Bucky, being punched repeatedly by Nebula: SAM!

This is the cutest thing I've read all day

Treating myself as a writer, option 1: Write stories that give me an excuse to play a de-aged Thor big-brothering an adult Loki. Naturally Loki melts for it and is wildly protective.--

Avengers Tower, Christmas.--

Tony: You didn't get anyone a gift? Even Thor?

Loki: We do not celebrate your trite little 'holiday'.

Tony: Yeah, okay, bah humbug to you too, Scrooge.

[Bruce and Little Thor enter]

Little Thor: [runs straight for Loki with a grin, hiding something behind his back] Hi, brother.

Loki: [lifts a brow] Hello, brother...[sees an impatient, expectant expression on Thor's face. Humors him.] What have you got there?

Little Thor: [delighted to be asked, produces a green and red wrapped box] Merry Christmas Eve, Loki!

Loki: Pardon?

Tony: [snorts]

Little Thor: You get a present tonight, and the rest tomorrow?

Loki: T-the rest?

Tony: Not as many as you got Thor though, right? Since he's your one and only brother. It's not like you didn't get him anything...cause that would be, phew...heart-breaking. [Feigns emotional blow]

Loki: [glaring daggers over Thor's head]

Little Thor: Open it, brother!

Loki: [obliges, it's a soft, deep green scarf with a little light green snake] Oh...brother this...

Little Thor: Do you like it?! Here, I will help you. [Proceeds to put it on and then pats it on Loki's chest while beaming] You love green and snakes.

Loki: [swallows hard] Indeed I do...thank you for this, brother...I ah...thought I was supposed to give you all of -your- presents tomorrow...is that all right?

Little Thor: Yeah! We can open them together!

Tony: [smirking intensely at Loki]

Next morning*

[The biggest pile of presents ever seen by any Avenger]

Tony: You're such a sucker.

Loki: Not another word.

Later*

Little Thor: [settles in against Loki's side as they each drink a mug of cocoa]

Loki: [arm around Thor, palm splayed on his stomach affectionately].

Little Thor: [In his new matching red scarf] Merry Christmas, little brother. I love you.

Loki: [Would start Ragnarok for baby Thor in a heartbeat] I love you too, brother. [Kisses his head].

Tony: The best part is, Jarvis is always recording-

Loki: -Stark!

Why do those 3 lines make me so emotional I- 😭