I Am So Brainrotted About Red Valley

I am so brainrotted about red valley

I found a drop of red liquid on my desk and was like "hmm what is this???" I thought it was either blood or soda so I licked it and it was cough syrup, so yeah hows you guys doing

right now im going on a vacation with family who im not out too yet, and it is so hard to not say "REALLY?on PRIDE month" everytime an inanimate object doesn't work how its supposed too

me when the magnus hermits archives

My school let me in on a random Tuesday with blood on my face and didn't even question it

Okay some background info, I have very frequent nosebleeds and I rode a bus to school. This plus the fact that I don't like to talk to authority figures and get nervous around them led to a funny situation. So one day I was riding to my school when I got a nosebleed, not one of my worst but it bled quite a bit. When I got of my bus my bus driver looked at my bloody face and how heavily I was breathing, you wanna know what they did? Nothing. They just let a bloody teenager who looked like they just murdered someone into a school. And my school also had someone who greets the bus riders at the door. He just looked at me (again bloody face, heavy breathing, & I looked very nervous to see him) do you wanna know what he did? He even got a better look at me and then just... said "Hola!!!" Like... dude??? I look like I just killed someone with my fucking pencil and dude just let me in. What's hilarious is that not 1 but 2 people (three if you count a girl who saw me washing up in the restrooms) saw me looking like an teenage axe murderer and said "yeah, looks pretty safe for a school"

Anyway it took a third person (a really sweet lunchlady) to look at me and actually ask what was going on and sent me to the nurses lol

How many times has arthur just. Admitted to murder in a taxi??? Imagine your just a lil guy its 1930 (or around that time i think) and you just see this dude waving in kinda a wrong direction but eh prolly just doesn't have good eyesight but then you see he is covered in blood, talking to himself about cults and murders and murders he committed and he keeps talking like a dude named John is there and he keeps on arguing about how "I had to kill that man John!!!!He was a danger to us!" And your just sitting there sweating like oh no oh god oh no