Jay-arts-t - Jay Arts

There is a criminally small amount of Dom Yennefer/Sub Geralt and Top Yennefer/Bottom Geralt fics. What the fuck. First goddamn scene with Yennefer and she's in a dominatrix get up at an ORGY. GERALT IS GERALT. WHATS NOT CLICKING listen, listen, in a relationship there's no "who wears the pants in the relationship" but it's Yennefer. Terrible. Terrible. I guess I have to write my own.

a little regis for the soul

I DIDN'T EVEN CORRECT YOU! I JUST REPEATED WHAT YOU SAID. THE DIFFERENCE IS OUR ACCENTS

Jaskier: *LOSING IT, SOBBING, CRASHING TO THE FLOOR IN ANGUISH*

Geralt: .......

Jaskier: GO AWAY GERALT

Geralt: ....I said 1 word

Jaskier: *ENRAGED/PAINED SCREECHING*

Cold gf/hot bf, not Yenralt. Yennefer? Furnace. That woman has no uterus, she has menopause. Geralt? Furnace too. He grew up in the damn mountains. Sleeping in bed together is unbearable. Yes they both want cuddles but no!! Because!!! it's too!!!! Hot!!!!! When they adopt Ciri and she wants to cuddle in bed with them, she quickly learns why she shouldn't! It's like a sauna in there. Even though Yennefer would probably enchant her bedsheets to always stay cool, they both Still manage to make it unbearably hot. This results in Geralt getting kicked out of bed a lot, or voluntarily sleeping on the hardwood floor. And/or Yennefer opens all of the windows.

Roach Tramp Stamp /j

roach medal..