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Jay Arts

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I Just Like My Alone Time I Say As If Loneliness Hasnt Been All Ive Known Since Childhood

“i just like my alone time” i say as if loneliness hasn’t been all i’ve known since childhood

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jay-arts-t

1 year ago

Do y'all think the witchers would have huskies? I wanna say they'd be more likely to have Malamutes or even Norwegian Elkhounds or a mixture of all three. But I cannot get the image of Lambert riling up the huskies into a howling frenzy. Little shit 16 year old Lambert directly after Kaer Morhen falls and Vesemir is like "yeah sure let's get dogs to make sure the boys don't become emotionally detached from themselves too much", carousing the little pack of 2 huskies and a malamute into screaming their heads off in the middle of the woods. Geralt is laying with his head in Eskel's lap glaring at Lambert because 1) yes it's funny but 2) he's trying to sleep for once dammit. Eskel is thinking "man we should get Great Pyrenees like my family used to have" (he does for the safety of the goats and chickens they eventually get). Vesemir is regretting all of his choices as his headache gets worse. But if it makes Lambert happy the three of them are willing to suffer.

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the witcher geralt of rivia eskel lambert papa vesemir vesemir kaer morons young lambert doggies :3 huskies norweigan elkhound alaskan malamute Wolf Witchers imagining them all just AWWOOOOOO with the dogs bc why the hell not geralt and the huskies havkng arguments aka him telling them no and them screaming back at him ciri is completely perplexed by them being so friendly with the dogs because up until that point she'd thought theyre only gaurd animals meanwhile Eskel laying on the floor in front of the hearth with 20 dogs laying on him they absolutely pile into any and all of the beds

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jay-arts-t

1 year ago

Long distance modern au p2

Jaskier, trying to figure out his discord stream for a date night: you fucking SLUT don't fucking do this to me you piece of shit.

Geralt: *quietly munching on his dinner as he watches him lose it*

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jay-arts-t

1 year ago

Modern Au Long Distance

Jaskier: I love you!!!!

Geralt, having an old man moment with technology, whisper-shouting: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Jaskier: :(((((

Geralt: WAIT NO NOT YOU, I LOVE YOU- ITS MY PHONE

Jaskier: NO I SEE HOW IT IS

Geralt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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jay-arts-t

1 year ago

YOU BASTABRD

Long Distance Modern AU (back at it again)

Geralt: oh my fucking gods it's so hot, Jask. It's literally 30°C (85-ish F)

Jaskier: oh yeah, 30s aren't fun.

Geralt: I'm dying. It's so hot. Why is it so hot I'm up NORTH

Jaskier: yeah yeah it's not that bad. Go lay down inside babe

Geralt: no but you have AC, I have a box fan

Jaskier: we don't use AC at that temp

Geralt: OKAY WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. I LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS JULIAN. ITS USUALLY COLD AS BALLS UP HERE, NOT SATAN'S WET ANUS

Jaskier: WHY DID YOU CALL IT WET???

Geralt: SWAMP ASS.

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jay-arts-t

1 year ago

Especially on our anniversary ❤️

Modern Au Long Distance Geraskier

Jaskier, showing Geralt his dog: he's taking up the whole bed

Geralt: he looks dead. He looks deceased. Why are you holding a dead animal Julian. You're going to contract diseases

Jaskier: HE'S NOT DEAD

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