I Love Participating In Stuff That People Don't Expect Me, Is Like Entering A Birthday Without Getting

I love participating in stuff that people don't expect me, is like entering a birthday without getting called!

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Welcome to the project

Not actually, but I am in my manhunt phase, so....

Hi, my name is John, but you can call me JG or Johnny. I'm a writer who doesn't write much but if I do these fancy things like presentations I convince myself to.

I am 18 years old (since yesterday) and now that I am free of my hellbent prison (basic Brazilian law) I can write smut, gore, and galore >:D

I have autism and I am a bit slow so actual posts are going to be slow.

Rp side blog

To this day I will open my requests meaning now you can send me ideas and stuff to write. Manly one-shots and headcanons (never wrote one but the first time is the charm~)

I will write:

Gore

Smut

Fluff

Angst

Kinks in general

But will not write:

Heavy kinks (Vomit, scat, piss, etc...)

NonCon.

Pedo

Children next to pedos in general actually-

Also, I write for male readers and gender neutral. I really don't know how to write female readers so I just save you all from the terror it would be.

Masterlist

What characters do I write?

My answer: All of them!

All Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters are on the table. Of course, I try to research in case I don't know.

Also manhunt 1/2 characters, even the hunters.

Me of course ;)

For I am the leader, Mr. Nasty~

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!

And I need female alastor to Dom me-

Alastor

Nobody tagged me but I here none the less.

Also, what the hell.

I found this cute picrew and fictional character personality quiz and thought it would be fun to see others’ too!

💜 tagging: @rowaelinsdaughter @tsunami-of-tears @lidiacerv0s @hellodarling1357 @danikamariewrites @v3lv3tf0x @pixiestookourstardust @throneofsapphics @mika-no-sekai-blog and anyone else who wants to do it!

Speed Cola

Warning: smut, fingering, masturbation.

The meteor was bright. Brighter than any light source anyone has ever seen, so bright it could turn someone blind by staring at it for long enough. Like a sun that fell from the sky, covered by a thin line of rocks that minimally covered its blinding lights. It also bleeds, as its blue form melts to the floor making a little pool of itself.

It was strangely similar to water, by the other standards. No taste or smell, the only way to differentiate was the unnatural glow that was seen in angels...

A lifetime opportunity, Vox would say and think as the workers did their jobs to make sure to drain all that the meteor had. It was an advantage he and the V's had against everybody, they might not know what exactly it does but they will figure it out soon enough.

Whatever it was, only the V's would have, only he would have. Not any of those incompetents, not any of the other overlords, not even the old fucking radio trash-

"Oi Vox, are you too concentrated on your own dick or not?"

He turned slowly, and a thriving smile became a nasty scowl in mere moments.

"Velvette... What we talked about with you being less- oh I don't know, bitchy?" She scoffed and crossed her arms while holding something he couldn't see.

"Well, when you stop closing yourself in this damn hot room, which is never innit?"

He rolled his eyes, of course, she would be annoyed by the fact he didn't scream at all employees like a crackhead like her. He had more self-love for not wanting to be somewhere that lowered his IQ tremendously.

He walked to her hastily and nodded annoyed. "yeah, yeah, now why are you here? something important happened or did just one of your employees decide to fire himself because of you?"

"The first one. I decided that as an act of altruism, I would give one of my potions for free!" She said in a turn of events, now smiling mischievously that Vox could recognize a mile away.

"Really?"

"Yeah, just a bloody nice gift!" Her smile turned into a grin. "Or too much of a pussy?"

"I'm afraid I would have one by the end of this prank." Still, he grabbed the glass since her voice was worse than any wrongdoing she could do.

The glass was certainly fancier than normal, with a green symbol in the middle of a hand with sharp nails. The glow of the potion was stronger too, more than any artificial drink she ever made.

"Did you use-"

"the thingy of the rock, yeah but relax, nobody died." She motioned with her hand like it wasn't a big thing. "few people left a little more horny but it's Val gas... I think."

That was screaming a bad idea on so many levels, that even a bear trap was less obvious, but still...

"I'm the first? To drink this I mean."

"Yeah, why thou?"

He stared at it, watching how the bubbles moved in the corner of the drink. "Alright, I drink it..." A moment of silence passed before he yelled. "Now go, I don't want you laughing if something you did goes wrong."

She raised her hands and walked backward to the door. "Alright, tube boy, but it would be funny as hell."

"Fuck off" He watched as she disappeared when the door closed, leaving him with only himself and that liquid. it smelled faintly like lime with some kind of perfume? was it drinkable?

Well, he did eat and drink the worst things. anything that Val breathed seemed to have the same effect. So Vox just sent the drink down to find something rather desirable than he would have thought.

It was so sweet and easy to flow, even had gas somehow making it more like a soda. It made him want more but it was already done, why did she make so little? And it did make him horny...

God, it was overwhelming, the need was covering him like a blanket and made him all hot and bothered, so sweaty and glitchy even!

He needed to sit down, maybe it was just him to be quiet so that it would go away... or not, since every living second he didn't move his brain refused to work more. He slammed his hand on the bottom to make the drapes of the windows close and dropped his pants, letting his cock free to the cold of his air-conditioned room. He was going to do it the hard way it seems.

but right as he was about to give one thrust into his hand things went a lot hard, since he was so fast. Not fast as in anxious for release but more than one thrust equaled five by the time he registered it. he squealed, looking at his hand and trying again. the same thing happened as his hand moved like a machine on the max settings and sent him into a moaning mess for a second.

He breathed hard, was this what the drink did? because it was a pain in the ass to work around it...

he looked underneath his balls to the lonely puckered hole. considering heavily the idea. using the sweat he was so covered in, he gripped his cock and put his finger against his anus, shutting his eyes as pink and blue colors covered his screen.

"Awhhh, f-fuc-ck!" His screen glitched wildly. A harmony of groans and moans came out of it like a bitch in heat. His hands moved at the speed of light. Fucking himself silly.

"F-FUCK, FUC-CK, G-G-GOD D-DAMN-ND! AWH, AWH, G-GOD!"

His hand wouldn't stop. His body wouldn't stay still as he pleasured himself on the ground with how much he was jolting. tongue out he tried to breathe air. maybe make his brain work again, but all in vain.

All that came was the urge for release, which seemed so near but so far away. All that he knew when it came, it was unexpected.

he shakes frantically as cum splatters on the ground and himself, letting out a cry that was sure to be heard by the whole building if not for the soundproof walls. he lay there in a catatonic state until finally releasing air that he didn't know he was holding.

Getting up from the hell of his desk, he stared at his messy clothes and smelled the unmistakable smell of sex all around his body.

"Vel-lvett i-is going t-to pay." He mumbled as he limped to his bathroom.