The Bad Batch Crosshair - Modern AU (My Babies)

The Bad Batch Crosshair - Modern AU (My Babies)

I think that Lyni's niece Shadow is autistic. That's one of the reasons she normally doesn't talk and just hates certain textures and tastes. Her twin Brutal on the other hand will try anything but won't eat if Shadow isn't. Lyni has a lot of stress because of this and always makes their food herself.

Crosshair's cousins don't believe that he's actually turning into a family man. That is until they hear him giving a twenty minute lecture on how Shadow likes things before producing a list of her likes and dislikes to check everything against. Now theirs a betting pool on his relationship with Lyni and the kids.

The fact that they did this is so real of them. I love it so much!

I appreciate that Crosshair’s redemption arc still allows for the people he’s hurt to express their grievances and come to a conclusion about his growth on their own terms. A lot of similar arcs will either have the redeemed character die immediately after or during their moment of redemption leaving their sacrifice hanging over every possible discussion of their wrongdoings, or strong-arm the entire cast into forgiving them as soon as the main characters do. Crosshair may have been forgiven by Omega (and the audience for the most part) but he’s also done a lot of things that give characters like Hunter and Howzer valid reasons to be angry with him. He told a group of soldiers under his command to shoot at Omega specifically to get a reaction from Hunter and the Batch. Howzer’s entire squad on Ryloth was killed for questioning orders. Of course Crosshair should be shown having to earn their trust rather than simply leave his previous actions out of sight and out of mind

This is now cannon. I don't make the rules, it just is.

obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.

Me: Making dinner

My brain: Before Lyni Crosshair was the worlds slut. Now it is reserved only for her.

A few minutes of laughing later: He probably will be slapped in the face by his sluttiness if she gives him a clear sign she wants him too. Or if she helps him take off his shirt because it has stains on it.

This is just...*chiefs kiss*. I love it!

Jedi Padawans have the classic sitcom bag-of-flour baby assignment to ensure they're prepared to look after young ones in emergency situations

this assessment is not one of the many canceled or postponed during the war

which means that when Ahsoka is abruptly deployed dirtside along with her Master, Grandmaster, and the 501st, she had to scramble to find an appropriate babysitter for her sack of flour

desperate, she tossed it to Commander Cody, who was staying aboard the Negotiator to oversee the campaign, with only a frantic list of the required steps to take care of it while she was gone

when she returns several days later, Cody has painted the sack 212th gold and constructed a sling to carry it around on his front while he keeps his hands free for work

judging by the rank pins attached to the front, the sack of flour is now a lieutenant

once Obi-Wan's heart eyes abate enough, though, it becomes clear to him that Cody and the 212th troopers have not understood that the sack of flour is not, in fact, a literal Jedi tubie

and none of the Jedi or their siblings in the 501st have the heart to correct them, so they let them keep the thing, stomping on the feet of anyone who tries to ask too many questions about their new mascot

once the war ends, Obi-Wan discreetly replaces the sack with a Jedi chrecheling in the middle of the night, having resigned himself to raising another too-young-Padawan

Reva, for her part, is all to happy to gleefully coat herself in flour for the occasion

This HAD to have happened at least once.

cody is so tired of saving his general all the time