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Crosshair: "I'd kill for you. Ask me to kill for you."

Lyni: "I do have a list, but you need to calm down."

Bad Batch Crosshair - Modern AU (Family is Annoying in any Universe)

A short look into the reception for Crosshair and Lyni's marriage.

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Crosshair felt joy in his chest waking up next to Lyni. So much so that he dreaded his next deployment because it meant he had to take a break from being next to her. But Riyo promised that by his next leave the adoption papers for the twins Brutal and Shadow would be though then he could take all three to get military IDs.

And after the adoption goes through we'll take a vacation just the four of us, he promised himself. It was a promise that was keeping him from murdering many of his family members at this reception. They were testing his patience with the entirety of the Fett clan turning out to meet who one of their party boys was settling down with.

Looking around he could see his brothers talking to their cousins Cody and Rex, with a few of their brothers standing close by. Wolffe with his eye patch was giving stern stares at anyone who was headed his way so most steered clear of him. Shadow and Brutal were playing with some of the younger members of the clan, and Lyni was keeping a watchful eye on them.

Soon Jango started walking over, and Crosshair could feel the anger build up in him at the sight of the man. Most of his brothers had a strained relationship with their father, who was rightly called a dead beat. Jango had done little to raise them, preferring to leave them with the women that he slept with only to turn up later with gifts to try and mend the rift. One of the reasons Crosshair had slept around so much was because he was tired of fighting the expectation with Jango Fett as his father.

Lyni's slender hand slipped into his and Cross felt his anger melt away with her touch. Turning he smiled at his Riddur, his wife, and tried to ignore the man coming towards them. Jango had not gotten the hint, "Crosshair, why didn't you tell me you had such a lovely Cyre?"

Because my sweetheart is none of your business he wanted to say but didn't. Instead stating, "You have never been interested before."

Lyni squeezed his hand with her left as she extended her right, "It is nice to meet you Mr Fett, I'm Lyni."

Smiling the flirtatious smile he turned on all of his children's partners Jango answered taking her hand to shake, "What a lovely name for a lovely lady."

Raising an eyebrow, "A compliment that will never be returned to you sir." Crosshair snorted at the look on his fathers face but Lyni gave her practiced smile, "Now if you excuse us I have other members of the family to meet." Giving him a short nod she and Crosshair walked away and continued meeting members of the family.

There was Alpha and his generation, Colt and the rest of the uncles, Cody and the rest of the older cousins and then Tup and the rest of the younger cousins. Not to mention the spouses and partners of many of the older ones. Colt wife Shaak Ti stepped forward and took Lynis hands into hers, "Do not worry young one." With one of the tougura woman's gentle smiles, "Everyone will fall in place given time." Lyni just nodded and followed Cross some more.

Finally they had mad the rounds and settled at a picnic table for some lunch. Lyni relaxed a bit when Shadow and Brutal joined them with Wrecker following. He had also been playing with the kids but stopped when the twins wanted to rest. At this table for a moment they were just the Bad Batch and the Dathmarian trio. Lyni leaned her head on Crosshair's shoulder and sighed, "Is it always like this?" Her hand motioned to the chaos of the family unfolding around them.

Crosshair wrapped an arm around her shoulders while Hunter patted her shoulder comfortingly, "Only on a full get together. Otherwise there are less people." Lyni nodded once but sat up with with her practiced smile on her face when others joined the table.

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I'm sorry if it did not have as much interactions with the clones as wanted and/or expected. I am just trying to stay writing on a regular basis and this is what came out.

Shadow and Brutal love to play squish the Crosshair, where they pile on him. Crosshair is surprisingly okay with this and has also encouraged games squish the Wrecker and squish the Hunter. Tech is the only one not on rotation at this point.

Lyni - "I want to be stabby but I need to be responsible!" Violently stabbing scrubbed potatoes, "Ahhhhh!"

*Hunter, Tech, and Crosshair back out of kitchen"

Lyni - Groans as she leans on the table, "I hardly slept last night."

Phee - "They say if you can't sleep someone is thinking about you." Teasing, "Someone who loves you."

Lyni - Too tired to get the joke, "Who would be thinking about me at 3am?"

*Crosshair who was putting tea in front of her freezes in panic*

Lyni - "Sometimes I think that whatever higher power put us here is trying to see how much pain and misery we can take before we die."

Hunter - "Ly, when was the last time you slept? And do you need a hug?"

Crosshair - Watching Lyni destroying a racist, "Have I ever said I love my wife? Because I really do."

This was stated before reasoned arguments got changed to the racist trying to hit Lyni.

Lyni - "All I ask is to be able to exist without someone trying to manipulate, maim or murder me. But apparently that is not allowed to happen."

Crosshair - "Who do I need to add to the hit list?"

Lyni - "They're not there yet. When they reach it I'll let you know."

Hunter - "No to the entire murder situation. Please just talk it out with us." With the hand not comfortingly on Lyni's shoulder he points at Crosshair, "And no murder."

Crosshair *bursts into bad batch living room* "This is not a drill!"

Hunter *jumps to his feet* "What's not a drill?"

Crosshair "Lyni is pregnant." Cheers and congratulations break out, "Guys, I'm supposed to keep her as stress free as possible." Everyone was silent for a minute as Lyni and stress went hand in hand.

Hunter, "Okay, we'll figure something out."

Wrecker, "Like what? Lynis a ball a stress."

Tech, "In preparation for this possibility I have ten different plans for a relatively stress free pregnancy." His bros sat down to listen to the plans.

I have said that Crosshairs relationship with Lyni is like the song 'I was gonna die young'. And it still is. But looking for Lyni's side I found Kelly Clarkson' song 'Dark Side' and I feel like it fits both of them.

Meanwhile Lyni is on Crosshair's back hissing at the water. Because Dathmarians give into cat instinct sometimes.

Hunter: Help! I’m drowning! 

Crosshair: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water.

Hunter: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL! 

Lyni: They had about fifteen errors every time.

*Innocent evolved from cats smile*

Crosshair: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Omega meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Hunter: You get trapped in cuddle piles with Lyni and the twins.

Crosshair: Leave my wife and kids out of this.

Crosshair: I hate being touched. The only physical contact I would tolerate is punching someone in the face.

Hunter: Echo is literally hugging you right now.

Crosshair: This is completely different.

Crosshair looks to Lyni who does not meet his eyes as she laughs. Brutal asks, "Can we watch Lilo and Stitch?"

Crosshair: I’m mean and cold-hearted. I don’t need anyone or any comforts.

Echo: Shut the fuck up Crosshair, you get hurt if one of us doesn’t tuck you in and cry every time you watch Lilo & Stitch.

Lyni - Screaming into the void at the Fett's county house.

Crosshair - To his flinching family, "That's her warcry."

Lyni to Phee as Tech and Crosshair argue, "Should we tell them they never turned the machine on?"

Phee, "No, I want to know how long it takes for them to realize."

Lyni, "Fair enough." And holds up the stop watch she had started when the argument begain, "Six minutes so far."

Bad Batch, panicking trying to find Crosshair who isn't answering anyone. Lyni walks in

Lyni: "Honey?"

Cross: Immediately pops out, "C'yre?"

Crosshair: "Who took my food? When I find that punk I..."

Lyni: Looks up startled in the midst of eating Crosshair's food.

Crosshair: "Give them more." Leaning on the table towards Lyni, "Do you need anything else cy'ere?"

Hunter: Outside of the kitchen, 'Hes so in love.'

Lyni: "Crosshair, what did you do?"

Crosshair: Trying to hide the pot that is smoking, "Why do you think I did something?"

Lyni: Running on three hours of sleep that week, coffee, and the sense of duty, "You want to make love?"

Crosshair: Leaning against the doorway to the kitchen, "Definitely."

Lyni: Turns to the cupboards, "Do we have the ingredients for that?"

Crosshair: Picks her up bridal style, " I'll cook dinner, you need to sleep."

Lyni: Leans her face against his neck while hugging his shoulders, "Okay." Before she fell asleep, "I love you."

Crosshair: Hearing her breathing deepen, "I love you too cy'ere."