That's Right, Poseidon Is Bad At Archery And Zeus Suffers The Consequence.

That's right, Poseidon is bad at archery and Zeus suffers the consequence.

By the way my blog tag for this Au will always be "Alternative AU-JJP".

The Arch

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"But what?..." in front of Apollo in the infirmary were Zeus and Poseidon sitting, Zeus had an arrow stuck in his shoulder with a grimace and next to him was Poseidon with a bow in his hands, his clothes were with holes half burned as if he had been given electric shocks.

"It's all the fish's fault you idiot" said Zeus in annoyance.

"I apologized, but you still attacked me!" almost shouted Poseidon.

"You hit me with an arrow Poseidon! In the shoulder! You really thought I wasn't going to do anything!"

"It was unintentional!" Zeus and Poseidon were raising the pitch of their voices higher and higher until Apollo stopped them.

"Enough! Now calm down, first why does Poseidon have a bow? He's dangerous with one because of how bad he is at it!"

"Hey!"

"Shut up, you know it's true" complained Zeus and Apollo just sighed as he went to get some bandages for Zeus' arm.

"Athena was being annoying and I didn't think twice about taking a bow and arrow and shooting her at the target" explained Poseidon.

"That's your problem, you didn't think!" said Zeus again.

"I'm going to pull the arrow out of you, stay still" Apollo already had the bandages and had moved closer to zeus as he spoke, with a careful but firm movement, Apollo removed the arrow with precision, Zeus gritted his teeth, trying to keep still, but he couldn't help but let out a grunt of pain as Apollo finally extracted the arrow

"Arrow out" Poseidon said as blood began to gush from the wound but Apollo quickly applied the bandages, applying pressure to stop the bleeding.

"Ready" apollo gave him a broad smile as he finished his work "Poseidon, don't ever pick up a bow again."

"I agree."

"Hey!"

Poseidon hates Odysseus but for love of Polites he lets him live

"I hate you and you know it Odysseus, I hate you more than anything, what's more the urge to kill you hasn't gone away."

".... but you haven't"

"Exactly, I didn't do it because of Polites because of him you're still alive if it wasn't for him I would have tortured and drowned you in the worst way long ago"

Odysseus swallows dryly

The second Chapter of my fanfic of my Egyptian AU

Question, if I put a son in Eurylochus with Zeus and make it fanfic, would they read it? And would it be a boy or a girl? jdjsjsjsjdj

Alternative AU, My AU Nordic

Hello good morning, I'm Seven and English is not my first language, so I'm sorry if I have grammatical errors, just like my first blog, I'll make a list of changes in my AU called "Alternative AU "but with the Nordic ones, now I explain that the gods change places with the Einherjar for example in the original Magnus is the son of Frey and is an Einherjar and Frey is a good god in my AU Frey is the son of Magnus and is an Einherjar and Magnus is the god and so with everything

Gods:

Halfborn father of all: in this AU Halfborn takes the role of Odin, being the king of Asgard

Mallory: She assumes the role of Frigg being the Queen of Asgard and the wife of Halfborn.

TJ god of justice: he takes the role of Tyr, the difference is that he keeps both hands xd

Magnus: He takes the role of Frey, being a vanir god.

Alex: no, he doesn't take the role of loki, loki is still the same but the difference is that Alex is his brother/sister, Alex is good and he is Magnus's wife/husband.

Now we go with what the Einherjar will be, these will have the surnames of the original Einherjar

Einherjar:

Odin gunderson: Takes the role of Halfborn, and before becoming an Einherjar he was a Norwegian mortal, he died in the Viking invasion of East Anglia, England and has been in the Hotel Valhalla for 1200 years, he is Frigg's boyfriend and often argues . a lot with Frey are friends and enemies

Frigg Keen: She takes the role of Mallory and dies the same way she did when she tried to defuse a bomb, she resents Mallory and is Odin's girlfriend.

Tyr Jefferson: Takes the role of TJ and the story of him but he doesn't hate himself with Odin and he's not addicted to videogames like TJ, yes he knows about videogames and likes it a little but not too much

Frey Chase: Take the role of Magnus and all his history, he will be the one who lives for a while on the streets accompanied by Blitzen and Heartstone, breaks into Randolph's house, gets the sword and then dies, Frey has a Greek friend and a friend Egyptian, also has a Greek cousin

Freyja Chase: Takes the role of Alex but not quite, she arrives late or rather books late just like Alex and dies like that but nothing more

Samirah al-Abbas: she remains the same does not change, I just added her to say that she is Alex's niece and Frey's valkyrie

Andres appeared on a single page with Tierra and has already become my favorite couple in the book the sunbearer trials (By Aiden Thomas)