Cant Write Right Now Cuz Im Like About To Walk Into Work But Guys You Know What The World Needs?

can’t write right now cuz i’m like about to walk into work but guys you know what the world needs?

classic black and white noir romance with MC being a classy jazz singer at jumins favorite caberte wine bar he falls for her voice and begins to send her flowers after every show until she approaches him to tell him he can’t buy her talent since she’s heard how opposed to romance he is and her father owns the club she’s not going to sing anywhere else

i quite literally go to work in 20 minutes but listen imagine the banter between self possessed confidant mc and jumin when she thinks he’s all buisness but the second he tells her he would like to take her on a date shes shocked like what no that wasn’t the plan huh what. and jumin smirks because this woman that was only a moment ago been so strong and sassy is now a confused and blushing mess

she agrees to think about it and tells him she’ll have his answer after tomorrow’s show. time jump she says yes but only if they keep it on the bone low she wants her family’s buisness to thrive without being associated with C&R because she believes in skill not playing the press. jumin has never met a woman who was adamant about secrecy and low profile dates it’s perfect

guys i need this

retrouvailles (part 1)

Jumin Han x MC fanfic (1391 words)

part 2 out now

over all summary: MC is the Singer at her Family’s wine bar called “retrouvailles”. Jumin Han corporate heir has fallen for her voice and decided to pursue a relationship with the Jazz and swing singer despite his usual distaste for romance. they face the challenges of press interference and hearsay, as they explore the waters of new romance.

chapter summary: Jumin Han has taken the first step in courting the lovely Jazz singer at his favorite hole in the wall wine bar,  “retrouvailles”. when MC seems less than thrilled Jumin doubles down on his efforts and seeks the reason for her apparent distaste. 

MC’s song presentation: PMJ’s cover of Feel Good Inc.

authors note: this is my first attempt at a multipart fic so if you like it leave me a comment or something so I know I’m doing okay! I got this idea on my way to work a couple days ago and couldn't get it out of my brain and I listen to PMJ jazz and swing covers WAY TOO OFTEN. I hope you all enjoy it!

Jumin Han swirled the dark port in his glass absently as he watched the singer on stage. MC Kang, as she was introduced before every show, wore a gold cocktail dress that complemented her skin tone perfectly. Her auburn hair covered one of her eyes to give her a more mysterious air tonight as she sang her newest swing composition. This was a piece Jumin hadn’t heard before though he had come here often, for the express purpose of hearing her sing.

He did not own the “retrouvailles” bar and it was not for lack of trying. How many times had he offered to buy the place for ten times its estimated value and still been turned down? Some part of him respected the owner for his resolute dedication to his family business, the larger part of him found the man irrationality and poor financial sense to be infuriating. Still every Thursday Jumin Han would slip away from the press and body guards to spend an evening sipping wine and listening to this woman sing. Her voice was a dark honeyed indulgence in his life, one he was somewhat embarrassed to admit he was becoming more and more reliant upon. With every passing week his resolve grew stronger and last week he had made his decision. He could not allow her to remain a simple voice that haunted his dreams as she had been recently, so he had decided to speak with her.

Last week he had taken the first step in his plan. He had ordered a dozen of the city’s finest roses to be delivered precisely when her show would end, with only his name by way of explanation. Her reaction surprised him however. she glanced his way and frowned slightly before she promptly turned away to retreat to the bar’s back room leaving the roses to be picked up by the pianist apologetically. He had not even had the chance to approach her let alone explain the meaning behind his gift. Rejection left a bitter taste in his mouth and he had to admit his distaste for it. Yet it was this distaste exactly that had spurred him forward, sending her a different bouquet nightly since. No notes adorned the subsequent bouquets as he had no doubt she was clever enough to put two and two together.

So it happened that he was here once again watching the stage lights dim as she stepped of the stage speaking jovially with the pianist, her brother and the one who was to inherit the bar when their father passed, if Jaehee’s research was to be trusted. Her brother nodded toward Jumin and her face darkened a bit before she turned to walk towards him.

“you know Mr. Han I’ve heard of you little club opening down town. I hope you know you can’t buy my talent; I don’t intend to sing anywhere else.” Her eye’s where stern, all business as she cut to what she thought must have been the heart of the matter. He understood now why she had been so critical. She saw him as competition, understandable considering his position at C&R. he was relieved to know she had not spurned him out of personal feelings. He stood from his seat setting his glass to the side to adjust one of the cuffs of his suit as he spoke.

“buying your talent was never my intention, and you may call me Jumin if you’d like.” Her expression didn’t shift as he had hoped it would. She didn’t sigh in relief that her family bar was safe from C&R acquisition for the time being or let curiosity light in her eyes as he had hoped instead he could feel the skepticism roll off her as she placed one hand on her hip.

“then what pray tell was, Mr. Han?” she asked emphasizing his name to show she had no intention of changing how she addressed him. “men don’t send flowers so diligently unless they want something. So what is it that you want?”. It was clear she was in business mode, cold and factual seeking the other parties’ motives to gain the upper hand in a negotiation. She was good he had to admit, the way she presented herself confidently as an impassive and immovable force was far different from the woman he had done business with before. He suspected she had hardened herself especially for this conversation, prepared herself for whatever offer or manipulation he may try.

“consider it a courtship gift” with that he saw her resolve falter and he smirked. He had caught her off guard and caused business mask to slip if only a bit. this game of cat and mouse was fun but he never was one to beat around the bush.

“I don’t appreciate the joke Mr. Han it seems rather tasteless considering you position.”

“it wasn’t a joke. I’ve enjoyed your performances immensely and I’d like to,” he paused for only a second to consider his phrasing “get to know you, if you’d be interested of course.” His voice was steady from years of trained control and he knew it betrayed none of the nervousness he felt. He had never been in this position before. He had never needed to ask for a woman’s time before, never had to fight for her approval. He was used to woman vying for his attention sure but MC seemed almost wary of it. As though he may be using her and not the other way around as he was so used to.

“I, excuse me?” her mask broke and he could see the confusion and nervousness in her eyes suddenly. On her part she had indeed planned for what she thought was every possible contingency. She had read every article she could find on him and they all pointed to one thing. Jumin Han was not a romantic. He had never been in a relationship that wasn’t later proven to be little more than rumor and circumstance. He was a loner, never needing anyone. So of course when she began receiving the daily flowers she had assumed a business proposition was on its way. She could never have imagined courtship as he so formally put it.  She composed herself as best she could after such a complete upheaval or her expectations and made a concerted effort to keep her voice steady “I had never considered that possibility” she took another moment to breath removing her hand from its place on her hip to take a more demur posture. “to my knowledge you have never been a, shall we say, romantic. I assumed the flowers were sent to persuade me away from my families’ bar, honestly I had meant to tell you that it would take more than a few pretty petals to break apart my family. Oh I suppose I’m rambling; may I consider your offer? We can speak after tomorrows show if you’d like.”

She prayed he would agree. She needed time to regain the upper hand if she could, to consider the way this could affect “retrouvailles” and her family as a whole. She certainly didn’t want the bar to fail because of a misstep with a man who was essentially both their competition and the most financially powerful man in the country. Yet on the other hand she wasn’t sure she wanted to succeed because of some trite dalliance either. Dating always had its complications but she could tell already that a relationship with the Mr. Jumin Han would be on another level of difficulty all together.

“of course miss. Kang.” He said an easy smile on his face despite the swell of disappointment he felt. This was not rejection he had to remind himself. Not yet.

“MC, if you don’t mind. Miss Kang sound to formal for my liking, especially if we,” he could see something in her eye’s a spark of possibility before she caught herself. “never mind. I suppose I will see you tomorrow then?” she asked tilting her head slightly and causing her hair to cover one of her eyes yet again. A shield to hide herself from him.

“yes, MC” he agreed warmly. he watched her sly stage grin return as she began to turn away before pausing to look back at him.  

“well goodnight then, Jumin”

Oh!! You wrote it, thank you hehe. And i’m really sorry i didn’t know that you’re not writing V.... anyway, i enjoy reading it very much!! Thank you for writing it :)

oh no hun you are super duper fine! i don’t mind at all! i don’t really have a rules post so like there was no way to know and people mentioning him or his route isn’t triggering or anything it’s just not fun to get into that headspace for writing.

but i’m so glad you enjoyed it!! it was so much fun writing and the request was super inspiring! I loved it so i should be thanking you for the inspiration and sweet words! thankies!!

Soft dates with Yoosung

sometimes you just need soft, cute, and cuddly. and no boi does that better than yoosung.

also master list if your into it

Saturdays spent gaming on the couch.

o   You aren’t as big of a gamer so they’ll play two players till you get bored

o   After he’ll order food (probably defaulting to your fav since he’s focused on the game more than the food)

o   you lean against his chest and watch him game, commenting between bites of food

o   Every now and then you’ll feed him a bite because he gets caught up and forgets there’s food

o   He blushes and very deliberately focuses on the game because he can’t look you in the eye your too cute and he’s too embarrassed

o   He gets frustrated after a while and hugs you tight burying his face in your neck groaning about his latest loss

o   After this you might decide to take a nice evening walk or watch a romantic comedy depending on the weather

Breakfast’s together!

o   on days when he doesn’t have morning classes (after you move in he makes a concerted effort to avoid morning classes)

o   he tries to make you omurice with ketchup hearts

o   it takes him some practice before it comes out actually looking nice but it always tasted nice so you didn’t mind

o   after he’s mastered omurice he sets his sights on heart shaped cinnamon roles

o   you tease him that he can’t eat cinnamon rolls its cannibalism since he’s a cinnamon roll him self

o   on days when he does have school you make breakfast while he gets ready

o   a breakfast parfait if y’all woke up late (disposable cup and spoon so he can eat it either on the way or in class)

o   or a breakfast sandwich if you have time to make bacon eggs cheese and toast. Sometimes you add a fruit bowl with fruit cut into stars

o   on these days you usually have time to eat with him and you love how much he enjoys your food!

Teaching you to play LOLOL

o   He sets your computer up next to his and teaches you how to play imagine his hands over yours to show you the perfect hand position on the keyboard and him leaning over you to give you tips and point out certain things

o   He helps you level up and in game flirts with you (why is flirting so much easier in LOLOL)

o   You play a magic user and since he plays a fighter her protects you from the front lines as you cast your spells from the back (guys I only play dnd idk what lolol is a reference to so I hope this applies)

o   At one point you find out about some really pretty armor you want and he spend all week working to get it for you he even gets help from his friends since its really rare

o   Then he commissions a custom print of your characters together to hang on the wall

o   He is a dork and you love him

The botched puppy play date

o   He was getting cat food for lisa when he saw the poster

o   Puppy play date! Was all he needed to read to know he wanted to go

o   He was so excited to play with puppies and you!

o   He imagined the puppies climbing all over you and you laughing as you played tug’o’war with them

o   So he planned everything as a surprise date for you

o   And then you got there to be informed that it was in fact an event where you bring your puppy to play with other puppies.

o   Not a public event for people to play with puppies.

o   Its honestly heartbreaking for the both of you.

o   At least you still got to have a picnic at the park beforehand.

Yoosung soft boi head cannons

these thoughts have no home so they have been collected here. also im typing with only my left hand because my cat jojo is sleeping in my lap with my right arm as a pillow. today is a happy day.

master list 

Has the second fluffiest hair in the RFA

o   He would have the fluffiest hair if he used better shampoo and conditioner

o   Give him jumin’s hair products and bask in the glory om the pomf

o   your absolute favorite thing to do is towel dry Yoosung’s hair its floofy and messy and cute as hell (it will melt your heart; it might kill you)

o   Plus, it embarrasses him just a bit and he turns red and pouty and looks at you from under the towel and now you can’t help it you must kiss the pout

He thinks toe socks are a sin

o   It’s a debate okay because you (read as me personally) think they are amazing

o   It’s the warmth of socks and the freedom of no socks!

o   It’s weird and isolates your toes from their toe brothers! family matters MC!

o   For Christmas you buy him several pair of LOLOL toe socks and he is torn

o   Until you both discover extra fuzzy socks

o   The gap is bridges the verdict in. fuzzy socks are the best

o   Warm and soft, and both of you can slip and slide around the floor

He has a soft spot for your eskimo kisses

o   Nothing feel more like love to him than when you give him half asleep eskimo kisses first thing in the morning

o   Or giggly hugs topped with happy go lucky eskimo kisses

o   He just thinks you’re so and eskimo kisses still give him butterflies

o   It’s so innocent and cute. He thinks it suits you perfectly.

His guild mates didn’t believe he had a girlfriend at first

o   Of course he talked about you! you where his literal favorite subject to talk about

o   And he had been gathering supplies for you to start learning LOLOL on your next gaming date

o   But no one ever believed him they just teased him and at first he didn’t mind but as time went on it really got to him

o   Then when you came over one day you mentioned wanting to watch him play just a bit (since you were a little nervous about learning to play)

o   He agreed to show you eagerly so excited to show you how cool he was in game

o   But during the game he mentioned to the guys that they should lay off the swearing since his girlfriend was listening so obviously his guild mates had to roast him

o   It only took a minute or two of listening to the guy’s trash talk before you steal his headset and begin your tirade

o   You tear each and every one of them a new one, you are honestly probably a little harsher than was necessary

o   There is radio silence before you notice Yoosung has already closed the game

o   Your blushing because you knew you overreacted but they had said some legitimately hurtful things!

o   Then you notice the way Yoosung is looking at you. his face is blood red and his eyes are hungry.

o   It is in this moment you learn he has a thing for you being angry.

o   And it is in this moment that his guild labels you scary AF

listen i can’t stop think about this scene with one change

aang just f*cking lights shiz up and lobotomizes the fire lord

earth/ metal bending to get into the skull

firebebding to cauterize the wound

water bending to heal what he can

this thought haunts me