Record Of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #13

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #13

Loki Special

Y/N accidentally got turned into a child by a random deity, along with their mentality so now there’s a very cute and mini 8 year old Y/N running around and somehow imprinted Loki being their ‘Daddy’

Loki (Sees Y/N): What you got there Y/N? (Opens the gift to see a book) What the hell is this? (The cover shows him and Y/N as cartoonish horses)

Y/N: The Unicorns are you and me, Loki. I drew it myself! (Shows him the different pages of them doing different activities along with everyone else drawn as unicorns) What do you think? Huh? Huh? Pretty heartfelt, huh? Huh?!

Loki: Oh, it’s heartfelt. There’s no escaping that. Heh heh, thanks, midget (Tosses the book to the side)

Y/N (Sad): You didn’t like it, did you?

Loki: No, no, no, it’s great! I’m done with it now

Y/N (Begins to lightly sob):

Shiva (Walks over): Y/N, I think Loki would like to put your book up on the fridge where everyone can see how nice it is

In the Kitchen

Loki (Uses a magnet and puts the book on the fridge): Aw, isn’t that cute

The book slowly slides down into the ice and water area, hitting the water button and getting the book entirely drenched as it falls to the ground in a heap of soggy mush

Y/N (Walks over their now ruined work with tears forming in their eyes): Oh, Loki… how could you?

Loki (Panics): Well, it’s not my fault! (Shows Y/N the magnet he used) Lousy piece of crap magnet!

Y/N (Tears fall out of their eyes and begins to violently sob): Oh, no, no (Runs out of the room)

Loki (Confused): What the… (looks at the magnet to see some writing on it) ‘Happy Birthday, Loki! From Y/N’ Ah CRAP!

Adam sensed a disturbance and it’s telling him to beat Loki’s ass… If Odin hasn’t already…

Record of Ragnarok Special #2

Either way, there’s going to be chaos (As Loki is basically hiding from others from being punished for all his pranks and schemes)

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #12

Wednesday Y/N and Cain with Baby Able

Y/N who is 12 years old, roped Cain who is 8 years old, into doing an experiment with their newborn baby brother Able, for Science, so they’re on top of a tall building

Wednesday Y/N (Holding Able): Cain, the baby weights 10 pounds, the cannonball weights 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?

Cain: I’m still on fractions

Wednesday Y/N: Which do you think?

Cain (Unsure): The cannonball?

Wednesday Y/N: Very good. But which one will bounce?

Cain (Thinking): The baby?

Wednesday Y/N: There’s only one way to find out (Holds Able out in front of her) Ready?

Y/N is holding Able out to drop him while Cain is holding out the cannonball to drop as well

Wednesday Y/N: 1…. 2….

Wednesday Y/N and Cain: 3…! (Both let go of Able and the cannonball at the same time)

Meanwhile… at the same time right under them

Adam (To Eve): What a glorious evening…

Eve (Smiling): Oh Adam…

Adam (Suddenly opens the window and catches a falling Able, turns around and looks at Eve with a shocked look): My love…

Eve (Surprised): Oh dear!

Meanwhile, the cannonball hits Odin on his head, making him grunt in annoyance while his crows are freaking out where the cannonball even came from

Twisted Wonderland Art

Tsum Malleus with Tsum Female Giyuu Tomioka

Based on my favorite Twisted Wonderland Fanfic with Giyuu Reader on Quotev, her name is AlmightyDab

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #22

The ‘Heartbreaking’ Truth

Eve: So, who are you interested in?

Y/N: He’s very sophisticated

Hermes (Fixes his tie):

Y/N: He has an air of elegance

Hermes (Pulls his hair back):

Y/N: He likes to play the violin

Hermes (Walks over oozing confidence):

Y/N: And he’s very charming, without even having to try

Hermes (About to sing the new song he made):

Y/N: It’s…. Malleus Draconia!

Hermes:

Hermes (Jealous): Who is this ‘Malleus Draconia’ gentleman? And where can I meet him?

Should I do a part 3?

Continuation of this:

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Jealousy Goll: I’ve been wondering about something, who’s your type? Y/N: Well, he’s short Loki (Appears on the ceiling): Y/N: He’s also

Record of Ragnarok Meme #2

Me and Thrud

Anyone who dares makes this beautiful maiden cry deserves to suffer a million painful deaths… Which is quite frankly too minor of a punishment