Record Of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #13

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #13

Loki Special

Y/N accidentally got turned into a child by a random deity, along with their mentality so now there’s a very cute and mini 8 year old Y/N running around and somehow imprinted Loki being their ‘Daddy’

Loki (Sees Y/N): What you got there Y/N? (Opens the gift to see a book) What the hell is this? (The cover shows him and Y/N as cartoonish horses)

Y/N: The Unicorns are you and me, Loki. I drew it myself! (Shows him the different pages of them doing different activities along with everyone else drawn as unicorns) What do you think? Huh? Huh? Pretty heartfelt, huh? Huh?!

Loki: Oh, it’s heartfelt. There’s no escaping that. Heh heh, thanks, midget (Tosses the book to the side)

Y/N (Sad): You didn’t like it, did you?

Loki: No, no, no, it’s great! I’m done with it now

Y/N (Begins to lightly sob):

Shiva (Walks over): Y/N, I think Loki would like to put your book up on the fridge where everyone can see how nice it is

In the Kitchen

Loki (Uses a magnet and puts the book on the fridge): Aw, isn’t that cute

The book slowly slides down into the ice and water area, hitting the water button and getting the book entirely drenched as it falls to the ground in a heap of soggy mush

Y/N (Walks over their now ruined work with tears forming in their eyes): Oh, Loki… how could you?

Loki (Panics): Well, it’s not my fault! (Shows Y/N the magnet he used) Lousy piece of crap magnet!

Y/N (Tears fall out of their eyes and begins to violently sob): Oh, no, no (Runs out of the room)

Loki (Confused): What the… (looks at the magnet to see some writing on it) ‘Happy Birthday, Loki! From Y/N’ Ah CRAP!

Adam sensed a disturbance and it’s telling him to beat Loki’s ass… If Odin hasn’t already…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #25

Thrud vs Thor

Thrud is trying to prove to Thor that he’s her Father, and what better way than to prove it is by having a Drinking Contest?

Thrud (Slams door open): Thor, I challenge you to a drinking contest!

All Norse Gods (Gasps in shock):

Loki: Ha! And what makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of Thor?

Thrud: Because I’m his daughter! And I’m tough! I made it halfway through Mean Girls!

Loki (Summons a few barrels full of meed): As we say in Asgard, ‘Drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our livers and kills us!’ (Pours two mugs full of Meed for Thor and Thrud to drink)

Huginn: I got 20 on the muscular one!

Huginn/Muninn (Smug): Which ones’ the muscular one? (Both begin to laugh histaricaly)

A few Hours Later

Surrounding both Thor and Thrud is dozens upon dozens of empty mugs and barrels, both are heavily drunk

Thrud (Gibberish): Why can’t you just accept that your my father?

Thor (Gibberish): Why can’t you be good looking, like most Norse Goddesses?

Thrud (Gibberish): Actually, I’m quite typical. Most Norse Goddesses look nothing like they’re portrayed in Norse Lore. In fact, muscles is the most common trait in all of the gods, chiefly due to how we were born, it’s just my case, mine are much bigger for some reason, and it’s because of your genes

Thor (Gibberish): ??????????? (Tries to go for another swing of his alcohol, only to end up falling over unconscious)

Thrud (Chugs the mug of her alcohol, then falls onto the table, breaking it to splinters and falls right next to Thor, unconscious as well):

Bonus:

Raiden and Y/N (Both simultaneously stand up looking angry/pissed): Who dares talk shit about our sexy/sweet boo…?

This is based upon Norse Mythology where Thrud is Thor’s daughter…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #19

Pretty

Loki (Lays his head on Y/N’s lap): Tell me I’m pretty!

Y/N (Lovingly pets his head): You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are~

Tormenting Loki is probably my new favorite hobby, while it’s a whole career when it comes to Zeus

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #20

Y/N Swings

Y/N (Happily): I swing both ways~!

Y/N (Serious): Violently. With a bat

Y/N (Has her Valkyrie Partner turn into a baseball bat to bash some heads in): COME GET SOME MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Thor and Lu Bu (Both very interested): Hi

Adam:

Feral Y/N is something I definitely like now

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #22

Zombies vs The Prefect

Ace, Deuce and Grim, wanting to prove themselves as powerful mages ended up summoning the dead and now they’re in danger

Grim: Ace, Deuce isn’t there some spell that can defeat zombies?!

Ace: No! I don’t know any spells that would defeat them!

Deuce: This can’t be happening. We wanted to prove ourselves so badly that we ended up putting everyone in danger. We’re so toast it’s all our fault and no one can save us!

Suddenly a zombie grabs Grim by his arm and raises him up to its face

Grim (Scared): No! Y/N, I’m sorry!

Deuce and Ace: GRIM!!

Grim (Screaming): Y/N!! HELP ME!! (Tears form in his eyes)

Just as the Zombie was about to bite Grim, it’s head gets smashed off from a baseball bat, and as it falls over, a certain somebody’s foot crushes the Zombies head, revealing Y/N who is covered in questionable liquid, clothes ripped and messy and has a few bruises on her face

Y/N (Panting): You three. Attic. NOW!

Deuce, Ace and Grim: Y-Y/N..?!

Y/N (Pissed): I said NOW!!!

Y/N (At the zombies): All right you undead jerks, you ready to die twice?! (Begins bashing and smashing every zombies head in that gets close)

Deuce, Grim and Ace (Running up the Ramshackle’s staircase towards the attic with Y/N right behind them):

Y/N: The only monster in this school who can harass my stupid friends and my stupid cat monster is ME! Take that! (Hits more zombies) And THAT!

Deuce: Shouldn’t we help Y/N?!

Ace: I think the Zombies are a much safer option than to disobey Y/N right now!

Y/N (At the stairs): Beat it, no-eyes! (Hits more zombies)

As Y/N smashes her bat into one of the Zombies’ mouth, they snatch it from her and break it in half, which she retaliates by punching it’s jaw with Brass Knuckles

Y/N (Becomes absolutely feral): ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE?!? (Begins to punch every Zombie’s face in that get in close)

Y/N then begins to run up the stairs and shoves the grandfather clock down the stairs, harming and blocking the staircase

Deuce, Ace and Grim (Shut the door behind them, only to hear banging on it):

Ace, Deuce and Grim begin to back away from the door in fear, only for it to open to reveal Y/N

Y/N (Coughing): Oh! Ow! (Bending down) Everything hurts

Grim: Y/N, that was amazing!

The Housewardens were about to intervene, until they saw and heard Y/N, then realized it would be better to stay back otherwise they might get hit by the wrath of the Prefect

Bonus:

Epel: GET ‘EM Y/N!! SHOW NO MERCY!!

Floyd: Shrimpy is a lot more interesting than I realized!

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #17

Child Y/N’s Wish

Y/N the Human Child somehow got summoned to Ragnarok on accident and are stuck until either side wins, and because of their age and mentality they only desire one thing: Finding a family

Child!Y/N (Looking out their window at a big star in the sky): It’s me again, I want someone to be my daddy. Someone who won’t run away or abandon me. Maybe send me an Angel. The nicest Angel you have…

Brunhilde + Valkyrie Sisters (Who heard Y/N and all silently agree on what to do):

Meanwhile, on the God Side…

Loki (Crawling onto the ceiling from the portal he summoned):

This joke was WAY too good to pass up, who wants to see Child Y/N get surprise adopted? Kidnapped