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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #24
Hera and Zeus
Y/N is welcoming Hercules to join her, Hermes and her ‘surprise’ guest to have dinner, with Ares tagging along to get ‘dirt’ on Y/N
Y/N: Welcome! I’m your host, Y/N L/N
Hercules: Oh, it’s very nice to meet you!
Zeus (Storms over): Get away Human! Your not taking my children!
Hercules: Zeus?
Zeus: The Gods need Hercules on our side to fight. He’s one of our top fighters, and he’s very popular with the children
Hera (Slams door open): ZEUUUS!!! (Looks at Y/N and smiles) Y/N…
Zeus: Hera?! What are you doing at… the human side?!
Hera (Annoyed): Zeus, as goddess of Marriage and Women, I supervise everyone within my area
Zeus: You’re. . . overseeing other people?
Hera (Sarcastic): I’m sorry if you misunderstand our arrangement
Zeus: What am I supposed to tell our children?!
Hera: They Hercules and Hermes already knew, and they’re happy for me
Ares only came along to find some ‘dirt’ on Y/N to show his mother that she’s not right for her… only to end up liking Y/N and is actually looking forward to seeing her again…
Still based off of @sketchy-owl Hera!
Moxxie: Who do you think you're fooling?
Blitzø: Sometimes, the most important person to fool is yourself
Deet: That’s a wonderful thing you did for the other Gelfling.
Hup: Hup not do it for them! Hup do it for Deet! Hup would kill for Deet.
Hup (intense): Please ask Hup to kill for Deet …
Deet: No, Hup.
Bebe: I’m not sure I should go. I don’t even like Craig.
Tweek: You’re right, Bebe. You shouldn’t go. it wouldn’t be honest. I’ll go disguised as you.
Bebe: What if he wants to hold hands?
Tweek: I’m prepared to make that sacrifice.
Bebe: What if he wants a kiss?
Tweek: I’m prepared to make that sacrifice.
Bebe: What if he—
Tweek: You don’t wanna know how far I’ll go.
Kidou: Fudou, no!
Fudou [has done nothing]: What?
Kidou: Sorry, force of habit. Haizaki, NO!
Jacks: I’d kill for Evangeline
Jacks to Evangeline: please ask me to kill for you
Evangeline, exaggerated: No Jacks
Damn, son 😂😂😂😂😂
[Asta runs by with Magna and Luck chasing after him]
Asts: [screaming] Vanessa, Finral, help! They’re trying to kill me!
Vanessa: [putting her bottle down] Nobody likes a tattletale, Asta.
Finral: [turns page in his book] They’re like this every rainy day.
Callisto: I’d kill for you.
Callisto: Please ask me to kill for you—
Penelope: No, Callisto.
*In the middle of a battle between Hotel crew and the Vees*
Charlie: okay.. I just need to calm down. We’re all trying our best. Just gotta ÇåŁm dØŵ— AAHH TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT!!!!! CAN’T YOU DUMBASSES DO ANYTHING RIGHT
Everyone: *gasps*
Vaggie: Charlie just calm down. Everyone trying their best—
Charlie: WELL WE CAN’T JUST ALWAYS RELAY ON GOOD INTENTIONS VAGGIE!!! Oh Cherri’s out of control but we can’t blame her BECAUSE SHE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS!!!
Angel dust: woah Charlie chill—
Charlie: OH OKAY DUUDDE!!! WOULDNT WANT YOU TO HAVE A COW MAANN!!! Hey here something you say to people on street instead trying to get into heaven ‘hey buddy got ANY ALCOHOL!!!
Angel dust: wow you are pissed
Nifty: ms. Charlie with all due respect, angel didn’t do anything.
Charlie: oh do I hear the sound of butting in, it gotta be little nifty, hell’s answer to a question THAT NO ONE ASKED!!!
Velvette: ha!
Charlie: what do we have here? The most useless of the Vees!! ALL THE SOULS YOU’VE GAINED WAS A BUNCH OF OVERZEALOUS INFLUENCERS!!!
Vox: oh man, influencers, I gotta write that down.
Charlie: oh yeah the tv, the only one of these bafoons that isn’t entertaining!!
Charlie *sees lute and a group exorcist angels*: AND AS FOR YOU!!! I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU OR WHY YOU’RE HERE BUT I KNOW YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!!!
Lute: um, I just got here. what’s happening??
Charlie*facing Val*: you stupid, ugly, hate-filled moth!!
Val: HEY!! I may be stupid, ugly, and hate-filled but I- um what was the fourth thing you said?
Alastor: why do I feel like I’m next
Charlie: *turns head 180 degrees towards Alastor*
Alastor *in mind*: I suddenly feel a wave of fear
Charlie: Alastor… you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Alastor: hey I got off pretty easy.